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\"tattoobody\"<\/a>A man from England thought it would be a good idea to get a cute tattoo of an elephant\u2014on his dick<\/a>! \u201cHe let his friend ink a crude tattoo of the large beast around his crotch with his penis serving as the trunk,\u201d reported the Huffington Post. But immediately after it was finished, the man started regretting it (see images below).<\/p>\n

“It\u2019s just a mess,” he said on a recent episode of the British show “Tattoo Fixers.\u201d “It looks like it’s been drawn on with a [pen].” Turns out, the man had a few too many drinks before letting his friend break out the tattoo gun. The poor \u201cElephant-Man\u201d is sadly not the only man to get a dick tattoo he soon regretted. \u201cA man recently made headlines by having vacuum cleaner etched on his willie<\/a>, with his shaft serving as the hose,\u201d said the Huffington Post. The lesson here, guys: maybe spend a little time imagining what your dick will look like tattooed before pulling the (tattoo gun) trigger.<\/p>\n

Want to have a guilt-free, thrilling experience? You won’t soon regret any decisions you make with us<\/a>!<\/p>\n

Check out more about the guy who got an elephant tattoo on his cock here:\u00a0https:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/entry\/look-tattoo-of-elephant-on-guys-penis-makes-his-junk-the-trunk_us_569e66d8e4b04c8137617f28<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A man from England thought it would be a good idea to get a cute tattoo of an elephant\u2014on his dick! \u201cHe let his friend ink a crude tattoo of the large beast around his crotch with his penis serving as the trunk,\u201d reported the Huffington Post. 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