{"id":30620,"date":"2016-01-31T08:30:18","date_gmt":"2016-01-31T16:30:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=30620"},"modified":"2016-01-27T13:53:40","modified_gmt":"2016-01-27T21:53:40","slug":"the-newest-thing-in-porn-egg-videos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/the-newest-thing-in-porn-egg-videos\/","title":{"rendered":"The Newest Thing in Porn: Egg Videos"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"sexy_eggs\"<\/a>What is it about the runny yolk of an egg that is just so undeniably sexual? While you’ve definitely heard of food porn<\/a> before, these porn-egg videos making the rounds on the internet will make you never look at an egg the same way again. Here are the highlights of the best egg videos that are really just porn (check out the strangely erotic videos below).<\/p>\n

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  1. Breaking open an over-easy egg is more sexual than sex<\/b>
    \nFork caresses and hits yolk’s spot; yolk’s golden juices run all down the plate. X-rated yolk porn!<\/li>\n
  2. Just witness the way the yolk spreads itself open to coat the lobster beneath it<\/b>
    \nThings are getting steamy at brunch with this eggs benedict!<\/li>\n
  3. Watch in slow motion as this egg leaks its warm yellow juices<\/b>
    \nHypnotic\u00a0and<\/i>\u00a0erotic!<\/li>\n
  4. Try to contain yourself as this slice of baguette penetrates a cradled soft-baked egg in a jar<\/b>
    \nUm, I think we just went soft\u2014in our pants!<\/li>\n
  5. Kimichi fried rice is begging for it<\/b>
    \nThe explosion of pleasure is too much to take!<\/li>\n
  6. Gravy and fries has never been more ready<\/b>
    \nWatch that runny yolk slowly drip out all over those messy, greasy fries! Oh baby!<\/li>\n
  7. Even vegetables can’t deny the allure of a sensual, soft egg<\/b>
    \nBreak open that egg and let it run down all those naughty veggies!<\/li>\n
  8. And the way the yolk coats your finger as you pierce it will make you blush<\/b>
    \nMmm, finger lickin’ good!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Looking for a sensual experience? We can make you blush with pleasure here<\/a>!<\/p>\n

    Check out x-rated egg videos here:\u00a0https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/maritsapatrinos\/actual-porn#.wmy0Oq6VRA<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    What is it about the runny yolk of an egg that is just so undeniably sexual? While you’ve definitely heard of food porn before, these porn-egg videos making the rounds on the internet will make you never look at an egg the same way again. 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