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\"best_phone_sex_niteflirt_zombie\"<\/a>You might remember hearing about a group of militants taking over an Oregon wildlife refuge<\/a>. You know, the one being called \u201cY’All Qaeda\u201d and \u201cVanilla ISIS\u201d on social media. Well, now they have a new recruiting video featuring a militant named Jon Ritzheimer\u2014but the real star of the clip is a bag of dicks (watch below).<\/p>\n

The group has been calling on the public to send them essential, survivalist supplies, such as French vanilla coffee creamer, Miracle Whip, hair conditioner and pillowcases. But as Ritzheimer points out in the video, some people are responding to the plea not with necessary supplies, but with other \u201chateful stuff\u201d\u2014which apparently includes dildos, and as Ritzheimer calls one package, \u201ca bag of dicks.\u201d \u201cIt’s really ridiculous,\u201d Ritzheimer complains. \u201cRather than going out and doing good, they just spend all their money on hate and hate and hate and hate.\u201d We don’t know, sending a bag of dicks<\/a> seems like a pretty great way to show love and support to us!<\/p>\n

Looking to have some rugged experiences yourself? We’ve got all the best \u201csupplies\u201d for that right here<\/a>!<\/p>\n

Check out the video of an Oregon militant getting sent a bag of dicks here:\u00a0https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=QOzRl6pdYBs<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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