{"id":30407,"date":"2015-12-14T08:30:12","date_gmt":"2015-12-14T16:30:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=30407"},"modified":"2015-12-10T14:32:18","modified_gmt":"2015-12-10T22:32:18","slug":"the-10-most-awkward-sex-confessions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/the-10-most-awkward-sex-confessions\/","title":{"rendered":"The 10 Most Awkward Sex Confessions"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"15929936930_14a78eca47_m\"<\/a>Let’s face it, most of us have an embarrassing sex story. Or if not a story, then at least a moment. Recently, anonymous people from around the web took to\u00a0Whisper<\/i><\/a>\u00a0to share their most awkward sex confessions. And as you can imagine, what they have to say is pretty cringeworthy\u2014and hilarious! Here are the 10 most awkward sex confessions.<\/p>\n

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  1. \u201cThe most embarrassing moment of my life was when I accidentally mooed during sex…\u201d<\/b>
    \nWell, who hasn’t made the occasional animal noise? That just means you’re really enjoying yourself!<\/li>\n
  2. \u201cI once held my own hand during sex.\u201d<\/b>
    \nWe all need a little self love every now and again!<\/li>\n
  3. \u201cOnce when I was having sex with this guy, his parents texted us to be quiet.\u201d<\/b>
    \n\u201cDave, this is mom and dad. We’re glad that you have a new friend to play with, but we need you to keep it down. Okay, hun? Dinner’s in 30.\u201d<\/li>\n
  4. \u201cMy boyfriend moaned his cat’s name during sex.\u201d<\/b>
    \nThis gives new meaning to the expression \u201cfeline friend\u201d…<\/li>\n
  5. \u201cI once broke somebody’s arm during sex. That was the last time I saw her.\u201d<\/b>
    \nThis is why we have safe words, people!<\/li>\n
  6. \u201cOnce I had a cold and I made a sound like Chewbacca while I was having sex.\u201d<\/b>
    \nChewie needs love, too!<\/li>\n
  7. \u201cI answered a phone call from my dad in the middle of sex…\u201d<\/b>
    \nWas he calling to ask you to keep it down? Cause you didn’t answer his and mom’s text from before?<\/li>\n
  8. \u201cMy fwb whispered ‘come baby’ in my ear when we were having sex. I just thought of him as a sloth and got creeped out.\u201d<\/b>
    \nIs that what sloth’s whisper during sex? We’ll never think of sloths in the same way again!<\/li>\n
  9. \u201cOnce during sex, as I was climaxing, I shouted ‘That’s finger-licking good!’<\/b>
    \nKernel Sanders would approve that message!<\/li>\n
  10. \u201cOne time while having sex with my ex, I read a psychology book out loud so my parents wouldn’t get suspicious.\u201d<\/b>
    \nFreudian!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    In the mood to make some uncontrollable animal\/Chewbacca noises? Come have some Freudian experiences with us<\/a>!<\/p>\n

    Here are more awkward sex confessions<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Let’s face it, most of us have an embarrassing sex story. Or if not a story, then at least a moment. Recently, anonymous people from around the web took to\u00a0Whisper\u00a0to share their most awkward sex confessions. And as you can imagine, what they have to say is pretty cringeworthy\u2014and hilarious! 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