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\"\"<\/a>Grindr is supposed to be a magical erotic wonderland where gay men <\/a>can cruise hot guys looking for action in the flick of a finger. But sometimes, as these hilarious tweets show, it’s an awkward place where just trying to get a nut proves more unpleasant than it’s worth. Check out some favorites.<\/p>\n

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  1. When a guy is looking for compassion for a dead pet instead of getting laid<\/b>\u201cI’m having a funeral for my fish.\u201d\u201cI have a really huge dick bron [sic] I love showing it off.\u201d\n

    Tweet: \u201cGrindr in a nutshell.\u201d<\/li>\n

  2. When gay sex just gets too complicated<\/b>Tweet: \u201cSomeone on Grindr is listed as ‘Mega Bottom’ \u2013 I wonder if that comes before or after Power Bottom<\/a> in the evolutionary series.\u201d<\/li>\n
  3. When even sacred, religious festivals are used as pick-up lines<\/b>Tweet: \u201cSomeone on Grindr asked me if I wanted to put the D in their Diwali.\u201d<\/li>\n
  4. When straight guys feel like sexually exploring<\/b>\u201cCan I jerk u off into orgasm? Can u jerk off and orgasm on my face? I’m straight<\/a> but kinda wanna try it. Can I taste your nut<\/a>?\u201dTweet: \u201cI hate Grindr.\u201d<\/li>\n
  5. When it gets a little too close (and stalker-y) to home<\/b>Tweet: \u201cGrindr is all fun and games until someone with no picture messages u saying ‘I’ve seen you on [street name] so many times.'”<\/li>\n
  6. When work gets awkward<\/b>Tweet: \u201cThat awkward moment you see your manager on Grindr & his profile says ‘kinky<\/a> only.'”<\/li>\n
  7. And things get \u201chot for teacher\u201d…in a bad way<\/b>Tweet: \u201cMy teacher just messaged me on Grindr. I’m crying.\u201d<\/li>\n
  8. When dude’s get right to the point<\/b>\u201cDoor open, dark, I’m face down, ass lubed, just come in, fuck<\/a> me, unload.\u201d\u201cIs that the standard greeting now?\u201d\n

    Tweet: \u201cI must’ve missed the memo…\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Feel like getting right down to business yourself? We’ve got all of the fun, and none of the awkwardness right here!<\/a><\/p>\n

    Check out more hilarious tweets<\/a> that prove Grindr was at its worst in 2015!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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