{"id":30317,"date":"2015-11-27T08:30:32","date_gmt":"2015-11-27T16:30:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=30317"},"modified":"2015-11-24T11:10:48","modified_gmt":"2015-11-24T19:10:48","slug":"girlfriends-describe-their-boyfriends-dicks-to-police-sketch-artist-in-hilarious-video","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/girlfriends-describe-their-boyfriends-dicks-to-police-sketch-artist-in-hilarious-video\/","title":{"rendered":"Girlfriends Describe Their Boyfriends’ Dicks to Police Sketch Artist in Hilarious Video"},"content":{"rendered":"

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If you had to describe your boyfriend’s dick<\/a> to a police sketch artist, how well do you think you’d do? Several girlfriends<\/a> were put to the test when they tried to describe their partner’s member to a stranger in as much helpful detail as possible while their guys<\/a> listened on. And as you can probably imagine, the results are pretty hilarious (watch the video below).<\/p>\n

First thing’s first: circumcised or uncircumcised<\/a> (most<\/i>\u00a0of the girlfriends knew the answer)? Next, describe the penis shape: \u201cit’s shaped like a penis\u201d; \u201cit’s shaped like a can of beans.\u201d How veiny is the cock<\/a>? What does it look like hard<\/a>? (one woman described her man’s as an elephant trunk; another said \u201ca full GMO banana\u201d). They had to give accurate girth, distinguishing characteristics such as moles, and even the color (\u201cit changes color,\u201d laughed one woman). And of course, the lady’s didn’t ignore the balls<\/a>: they had to describe the color, shape (\u201cyou know that net that catches basketballs?\u201d), whether they’re very wrinkly, and even the amount of sag. In the end, the lady’s were very satisfied with the police sketch artist’s likenesses\u2014while some of the men were a bit more critical: \u201cIt’s definitely bigger than that!\u201d<\/p>\n

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Here<\/a> is the hilarious video of girlfriends describing their boyfriends’ cocks to a police sketch artist.<\/p>\n