{"id":30315,"date":"2015-12-01T08:30:06","date_gmt":"2015-12-01T16:30:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=30315"},"modified":"2015-11-30T12:19:44","modified_gmt":"2015-11-30T20:19:44","slug":"10-confessions-from-people-whove-heard-some-strange-things-after-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/10-confessions-from-people-whove-heard-some-strange-things-after-sex\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Confessions From People Who’ve Heard Some Strange Things After Sex"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Image<\/a>Let’s face it, we’ve all had a one-nighter that turned out a little, um, weird. While casual sex is great for no-strings-attached fun, the aftermath is not always so hot\u2014especially if you find out that the person you just fucked is not quite what they seemed in that dark bar after you’d had a few drinks. Here are 10 confessions from people who’ve heard some very strange things after sex.<\/p>\n

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  1. \u201cShe reintroduced herself using her real name…lol.\u201d<\/b>
    \nOh, hello. Nice to meet you, stranger I just had     sex<\/a> with!<\/li>\n
  2. \u201cHey, can you give me a ride to my boyfriend’s<\/a> house?\u201d<\/b>
    \nUm, I wish that you’d given me this information before deciding to ride\u00a0me<\/i>.<\/li>\n
  3. \u201cHe told me after we did it that his dead rabbit was under his bed! WTF?!\u201d<\/b>
    \nThings just got\u00a0Fatal Attraction<\/i>\u00a0creepy!<\/li>\n
  4. \u201cI always had a thing for your mother<\/a> so now I know what it’s like to have sex with her.\u201d<\/b>
    \nThe apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, or something?!<\/li>\n
  5. \u201cSomeone needs to do cardio.\u201d<\/b>
    \nThanks for the inspiration?<\/li>\n
  6. \u201cYou have the hottest vagina<\/a> I’ve been in, literally, the temperature is unreal.\u201d<\/b>
    \nThis line’s like a badly written sex scene.<\/li>\n
  7. \u201cI wish the condom<\/a> would’ve broke so I could keep you in my life.\u201d<\/b>
    \nOne word: RUN!<\/li>\n
  8. \u201cHe jumped up, did \u201ctouchdown\u201d arms and yelled, \u201cthat was the best sex I’ve ever had!\u201d<\/b>
    \nScore!<\/li>\n
  9. \u201c‘My God, that was so consensual!’ I think she meant ‘sensual,’ but it was a good laugh either way.\u201d\u00a0<\/b>
    \nConsensual sex is always sexy!<\/li>\n
  10. \u201c‘Now you are part of me forever.’ Which would be romantic, but…we had just met.\u201d<\/b>
    \nAgain, things are getting a little too much like\u00a0Fatal Attraction<\/i>\u00a0up in here…<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Looking for a hot, no strings attached experience yourself? We can make you jump up and do \u201ctouchdown\u201d arms right here!<\/a><\/p>\n

    Check out more confessions about strange things people have said after sex<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Let’s face it, we’ve all had a one-nighter that turned out a little, um, weird. 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