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\"Photo<\/a>A Polish casket company has a somewhat unconventional approach to selling its product\u2014instead of tasteful images of coffins, it features sexy topless<\/a> women<\/a> promising your loved one a very good time in the afterlife! The company’s business plan: to feature top-of-the-line caskets with top-of-the-line tits<\/a> and ass<\/a>. While it’s controversial to sex<\/a> up death, this company is pure class when it comes to its caskets with scantily clad ladies draped over them.<\/p>\n

This year’s theme is retro, so the sexy girls wrapped in furs and lace<\/a> can really help the recently deceased go out in style. \u201cWe enjoy showing our beautiful coffins, and what better way than including beautiful girls?\u201d company owner Zbigniew Lindner said in a statement. The naked<\/a> calendar also suggests that your dearly departed will get a whole lot more than just a beautiful casket to rest in peace in! Poland’s Catholic church is justifiably outraged, saying that \u201chuman death should not be mixed with sex,\u201d but we wonder whether your frisky Uncle Bob wouldn’t want these ladies to get him even more \u201cstiff\u201d than he already is!<\/p>\n

Want to get frisky yourself? We can promise you a very good time right here<\/a> on Earth!<\/p>\n

Check out more about a Polish casket company’s topless calendar<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A Polish casket company has a somewhat unconventional approach to selling its product\u2014instead of tasteful images of coffins, it features sexy topless women promising your loved one a very good time in the afterlife! The company’s business plan: to feature top-of-the-line caskets with top-of-the-line tits and ass. 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