{"id":30273,"date":"2015-11-24T08:30:27","date_gmt":"2015-11-24T16:30:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=30273"},"modified":"2015-11-20T15:40:56","modified_gmt":"2015-11-20T23:40:56","slug":"12-foods-that-totally-dont-look-like-anything-else","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/12-foods-that-totally-dont-look-like-anything-else\/","title":{"rendered":"12 Foods That Totally Don&#8217;t Look Like Anything Else"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/15825300263_af1174f279_z.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-30297 aligncenter\" alt=\"Creative Commons Photo Credit Attribution Carrot - AlicePopkorn www.flickr.com\/photos\/47283811@N06\/15641871466\/in\/pool-th... Photo Credit Attribution Background - Viktor Simonic URL: www.flickr.com\/photos\/viktorsimonic\/8660455830\/\" src=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/15825300263_af1174f279_z.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"363\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Even though you might feel a bit immature snickering at a peach that looks like an ass or a squash that looks like a giant dick, we&#8217;ve all done it. And while you probably think you have a dirty mind for giggling at a banana that looks just like a boner, we&#8217;re here to assure you that your laughter is warranted. And Distractify does, too\u2014they made a hilarious list of foods that don&#8217;t remotely look like anything else (check it out below). Here are some highlights.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><b>That Banana Sundae is Sure Happy to See You<\/b><br \/>\nSome prankster stood the banana <a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/goody\/search?text=erect&amp;category=840\" target=\"_blank\">erect<\/a> and made <a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/goody\/search?text=balls&amp;category=840\" target=\"_blank\">balls<\/a> out of two scoops of vanilla ice cream. This makes us crave dessert!<\/li>\n<li><b>Hot Dogs and Bun<\/b><br \/>\n\u201cNothing to see here. Just some hot dogs being inserted into a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/goody\/search?text=bun\" target=\"_blank\">bun<\/a>.\u201d<\/li>\n<li><b>T-Bone Pussy Steak<\/b><br \/>\nMmm, nothing better than steak and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/goody\/search?text=pussy\" target=\"_blank\">pussy<\/a>!<\/li>\n<li><b>Double-Breasted Ice Cream Cone<\/b><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/goody\/search?text=titty%20fuck\" target=\"_blank\">Titty-fucking<\/a>, anyone?<\/li>\n<li><b>Chicken Wing Cock<\/b><br \/>\nThe chicken wing takes after its father (who must have been very well endowed). Finger lickin&#8217; good!<\/li>\n<li><b>Grapefruit Vagina<\/b><br \/>\nAuntie Angel (of the famous grapefruit blowjob) would approve.<\/li>\n<li><b>Jelly Filled Vajonuts<\/b><br \/>\nOops, we meant donuts! So creamy&#8230;<\/li>\n<li><b>Masculine Carrot<\/b><br \/>\nThe lady carrots love him!<\/li>\n<li><b>Two Scoops of Ice Cream with Two Cherries on Top, Please<\/b><br \/>\nThose are some perky scoops there! Makes us want to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/goody\/search?text=lick\" target=\"_blank\">lick<\/a> the cherries right off.<\/li>\n<li><b>Pink Glazed Donut<\/b><br \/>\nSugary <a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/categories\/643-Find-Women-Women-Home-Alone-Anal-Sex\" target=\"_blank\">butt sex<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><b>Cock Melons<\/b><br \/>\nNo, seriously. These look exactly like <a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/goody\/search?text=cock&amp;category=840\" target=\"_blank\">cocks<\/a>! It&#8217;s uncanny.<\/li>\n<li><b>Cock Sausage<\/b><br \/>\nMmm, spicy!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Have a hankering for something sweet or savory? We have everything you crave <a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">right here<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>Check out Distractify&#8217;s list <a href=\"https:\/\/distractify.com\/videos\/2015\/09\/14\/18-foods-that-dont-remotely-look-like-anything-else\" target=\"_blank\">\u201c18 Foods That Don&#8217;t Remotely Look Like Anything Else.\u201d<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Even though you might feel a bit immature snickering at a peach that looks like an ass or a squash that looks like a giant dick, we&#8217;ve all done it. 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