{"id":30254,"date":"2015-11-21T08:30:03","date_gmt":"2015-11-21T16:30:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=30254"},"modified":"2015-11-18T15:37:17","modified_gmt":"2015-11-18T23:37:17","slug":"what-grindr-profiles-actually-mean","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/what-grindr-profiles-actually-mean\/","title":{"rendered":"What Grindr Profiles Actually Mean"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"grindr\"<\/a>Buzzfeed’s latest video explores the wonderful and sometimes baffling world of Grindr<\/a>, the gay hook-up app. If you ever drove yourself crazy trying to decode some hot dude’s ambiguous profile, today’s your lucky day. This humorous (and amazingly accurate) video will answer all of your questions (watch video below).<\/p>\n

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  1. Sorry If I Don’t Respond<\/b>
    \nTranslation: \u201cUnless you’re really sexy, honey, then by all means, hello hello.<\/li>\n
  2. NPNC\u00a0<\/b>
    \nTranslation: \u201cNo pics, no chat. I’m only gonna talk to you if you’re hot.\u201d<\/li>\n
  3. Looking<\/b>
    \nTranslation: \u201cHorny. That’s it.\u201d<\/li>\n
  4. Bored<\/b>
    \nTranslation: \u201cI’m horny, too.\u201d<\/li>\n
  5. Headless Torso<\/b>
    \nTranslation: \u201cI’m not even out yet, but this is a way for me to check out guys.\u201d<\/li>\n
  6. NSA<\/b>
    \nTranslation: \u201cNo strings attached. I enjoy being single.\u201d<\/li>\n
  7. Masc for Masc<\/b>
    \nTranslation: \u201cI’m not fem. Seriously, I’m not. What do I have to do to prove to you that I’m not feminine?!\u201d<\/li>\n
  8. No Fatties, No Hispanics, No Blacks<\/b>
    \nTranslation: \u201cI think I’m just being up front about what I want, but I’m just being racist and shallow.\u201d<\/li>\n
  9. No Drama<\/b>
    \nTranslation: \u201cNo fems, it might rub off on me. I’m being subtly misogynist.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Are you \u201clooking\u201d for some \u201cNSA\u201d fun? Bring your headless torso our way, honey<\/a>!<\/p>\n

    Check out Buzzfeed’s video here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Buzzfeed’s latest video explores the wonderful and sometimes baffling world of Grindr, the gay hook-up app. If you ever drove yourself crazy trying to decode some hot dude’s ambiguous profile, today’s your lucky day. This humorous (and amazingly accurate) video will answer all of your questions (watch video below). 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