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\"best_phone_sex_niteflirt_lab_penis\"<\/a>Have you ever wondered if your dick has a secret life all its own? And, if so, what types of crazy shenanigans it gets into when you’re not paying attention? Well, one photographer from San Francisco wondered this very thing, and started a strange and wonderful Tumblr called \u201cThings My Dick Does\u201d<\/a> to investigate (check out the images below). “I’ve always wondered what my dick does in the times he is up before I am,” the photographer writes in his Tumblr’s intro. “He must get so bored waiting for me to wake up. Happens EVERY day. Poor little guy.”<\/p>\n

The man\u2014who’s chosen to remain anonymous\u2014told the Huffington Post that the pictures began as humorous sexts and progressed to a series that explored such things as what his \u201cLittle Dude\u201d did for Halloween, or while baking a cake, and even making friends with a stuffed hedgehog! In the Halloween picture, his cock is dressed up as a mummy: \u201cSo we have been trying on some costumes and he wanted to start off with a classic! \u201cMummy! Can I go out and\u2026\u201d he jokes. Later, his cock makes a new friend with an adorable hedgehog: \u201cHe was a little skeptical at first. But then he warmed up to the idea of having a cuddle buddy. These two are so cute together! Dawwww.\u201d<\/p>\n

Is your little guy looking to make a new friend? We have the perfect companions for him right here<\/a>!<\/p>\n

And now: the photos<\/a> of \u201cThings My Dick Does.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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