{"id":30164,"date":"2015-11-04T08:25:58","date_gmt":"2015-11-04T16:25:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=30164"},"modified":"2015-10-28T12:26:10","modified_gmt":"2015-10-28T19:26:10","slug":"sexy-dice-fails","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/sexy-dice-fails\/","title":{"rendered":"Sexy Dice Fails"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"sexydice\"<\/a>If you’ve ever taken a trip to the sex store and considered picking up some sexy dice, it probably didn’t cross your mind that with each roll you could find yourself in some, er, awkward situations<\/a>. Yes, those fuzzy sex dice are meant to add some friskiness to your bedroom routine, but the possibilities are sometimes uncomfortably endless. Here are 9 hilarious sexy dice fails.<\/p>\n

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  1. \u201cRub My Face on the Floor\u201d<\/b>
    \nOuch, that combo would make for some very unsexy rug burns!<\/li>\n
  2. \u201cWith Clothes On Eat\u201d<\/b>
    \nThat could get messy\u2014and not in the good way!<\/li>\n
  3. \u201cShower! With Clothes On\u201d<\/b>
    \nHm, that seems more uncomfortable than sexy.<\/li>\n
  4. \u201cQuickly Eat\u201d<\/b>
    \nThat could leave you with a bad stomach ache!<\/li>\n
  5. \u201cSuck Ass Passionately\u201d<\/b>
    \nThat could maybe be fun?<\/li>\n
  6. \u201cShower Repeatedly\u201d<\/b>
    \nThis might be a little too clean…<\/li>\n
  7. \u201cSpank Hair\u201d<\/b>
    \nThat could hurt!<\/li>\n
  8. \u201cTouch Toes\u201d<\/b>
    \nWell, at least you’ll get more flexible!<\/li>\n
  9. \u201cLick Bathroom\u201d<\/b>
    \nAnd your bathroom will get super clean!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Up for anything? We have some very sexy combinations right here<\/a>!<\/p>\n

    Check out more sexy dice fails here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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