{"id":30017,"date":"2015-10-03T08:52:17","date_gmt":"2015-10-03T15:52:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=30017"},"modified":"2015-10-02T14:52:30","modified_gmt":"2015-10-02T21:52:30","slug":"morrisseys-sex-scene-is-so-awful-it-inspired-a-good-sex-award","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/morrisseys-sex-scene-is-so-awful-it-inspired-a-good-sex-award\/","title":{"rendered":"Morrissey’s Sex Scene Is So Awful It Inspired a Good Sex Award"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"images\"<\/a>Morrissey’s latest foray into fiction writing has made him Twitter’s laughing stock and a shoo-in for this year’s Bad Sex Awards<\/a>. Between his description of a boner as a \u201cbulbous salutation\u201d and his part about breasts \u201cbarrel-rolling\u201d across the protagonist, Morrissey certainly made readers blush with his painfully bad sex scene. Thankfully, some great authors have done a much better job at writing good sex scenes. Here’s some of the best:<\/p>\n

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  1. Gustave Flaubert,\u00a0Madame Bovary<\/i><\/b>
    \n\u201cThe cloth of her habit caught against the velvet of his coat. She threw back her white neck, swelling with a sigh, and faltering, in tears, with a long shudder and hiding her face, she gave herself up to him.\u201d<\/li>\n
  2. Annie Proulx,\u00a0Brokeback Mountain<\/i><\/b>
    \n\u201c…their mouths came together, and hard, Jack\u2019s big teeth bringing blood, his hat falling to the floor, stubble rasping, wet saliva welling, and…pressing chest and groin and thigh and leg together, treading on each other\u2019s toes until they pulled apart to breathe and Ennis, not big on endearments, said what he said to his horses and his daughters, little darlin.\u201d<\/li>\n
  3. Ana\u00efs Nin,\u00a0Delta of Venus<\/i><\/b>
    \n\u201cShe pushed his hand away, took his sex into her mouth again, and with her two hands she encircled his sexual parts, caressed him and absorbed him until he came. He leaned over with gratitude, tenderness, and murmured, ‘You are the first woman, the first woman, the first woman \u2026’\u201d<\/li>\n
  4. Arundhati Roy,\u00a0The God of Small Things<\/i><\/b>
    \n\u201cShe tasted him, salty, in her mouth. He sat up and drew her back to him. She felt his belly tighten under her, hard as a board. She felt her wetness slipping on his skin. He took her nipple in his mouth and cradled her other breast in his calloused palm. Velvet gloved in sandpaper.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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    More good sex writing can be found here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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