{"id":29929,"date":"2015-09-18T08:49:40","date_gmt":"2015-09-18T15:49:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=29929"},"modified":"2015-09-17T10:50:08","modified_gmt":"2015-09-17T17:50:08","slug":"hilarious-messages-real-women-have-gotten-on-dating-sites","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/hilarious-messages-real-women-have-gotten-on-dating-sites\/","title":{"rendered":"Hilarious Messages Real Women Have Gotten on Dating Sites"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Image<\/a>Most women who have tried dating sites have had at least one hilariously weird encounter. Whether it’s an unsolicited dick pic<\/a>, a strange pick up line, or a straight up random invitation to bone, women understand that when they look for love online, some strange encounters will likely ensue. Here are some real women sharing their strangest, most hilarious messages from dating sites.<\/p>\n

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  1. “I love older women and my mom said I could borrow her car!\u201d<\/b>
    \nWomen love it when a man\u2014ahem, boy\u2014takes charge!<\/li>\n
  2. “Honestly, I wanna put you in some sexual<\/a> positions!\u201d<\/b>
    \nThis guy gets right to the point!<\/li>\n
  3. “I love it when a girl squishes<\/a> spiders.\u201d\u00a0<\/b>
    \nIf you’re not on a kinky fetish site, this might not be the best way to introduce yourself…<\/li>\n
  4. “If you step<\/a> between my legs, I will climax.\u201d<\/b>
    \nThis is like some bad, plagiarized erotica.<\/li>\n
  5. “You look like a hot, spoiled brat.\u201d<\/b>
    \nWe guess some men are into that?!<\/li>\n
  6. “I just got out of jail. Been lonely.\u201d<\/b>
    \nAt least this dude’s got nothing to hide?<\/li>\n
  7. “I’m dtf [down to fuck] and my lunch break is in 20 minutes.\u201d<\/b>
    \nThis guy doesn’t waste any time!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Feel like having some sexy encounters with real women yourself? We are always DTF here!<\/a><\/p>\n

    Here<\/a> are more hilarious messages from dating sites.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Most women who have tried dating sites have had at least one hilariously weird encounter. Whether it’s an unsolicited dick pic, a strange pick up line, or a straight up random invitation to bone, women understand that when they look for love online, some strange encounters will likely ensue. 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