{"id":29546,"date":"2015-07-18T10:32:18","date_gmt":"2015-07-18T17:32:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=29546"},"modified":"2015-07-10T13:33:32","modified_gmt":"2015-07-10T20:33:32","slug":"the-smallest-dick-in-brooklyn-pageant-will-have-you-rooting-for-the-underdick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/the-smallest-dick-in-brooklyn-pageant-will-have-you-rooting-for-the-underdick\/","title":{"rendered":"The Smallest Dick in Brooklyn Pageant Will Have You Rooting For the Underdick"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Melissa<\/a>

Melissa Bunni Elian\/The Daily Beast<\/p><\/div>\n

The Smallest Dick in Brooklyn Pageant<\/a> is an event that proves bigger isn’t necessarily always better. In a society that celebrates huge dicks as a benchmark of masculinity, the pageant hopes to show that beauty can come in all shapes and sizes\u2014even bite size! And to ensure that the little guys will not be outdone by Average Joe, all of the contestants’ cocks are measured before they are allowed to enter the competition.<\/p>\n

The contestants compete<\/a> in an evening wear segment, swimsuit competition (aka a wet t-shirt contest called \u201cCocksplash\u201d), and a talent portion to show off their charm and (small) packages for a crowd of rowdy, non-judgmental folks. The point of the event is to create a safe space where \u201cif guys have something that people might traditionally make fun of or see it as a disadvantage, we want to show that they\u2019re proud…\u201d says a sponsor of the event. The winner receives $500, a crown, sash, and the honorary title of the guy with smallest dick but the biggest balls in town!<\/p>\n

Want to have some rowdy fun with us? We love celebrating all shapes and sizes here<\/a>!<\/p>\n

Check out more about The Smallest Dick in Brooklyn Pageant<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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