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Distractify came up with a comprehensive (and brilliant!) study about the difficulty of getting it on on 13 common pieces of household furniture. Some are silly (a lamp), while others are surprising (it’s harder to fuck in the shower than it is on a toilet). Check out some highlights of the list (and see the entire thing below):<\/p>\n

6. Rocking Chair<\/b>
\nEven though this seems like it would be the perfect piece of furniture to have sex<\/a> on (like a sex swing<\/a> but on the ground), it is surprisingly unruly.
\n5. Kitchen Counter<\/b>
\nWhile movies would have you believe that the kitchen<\/a> counter is the hottest place in the house to get it on, one attempt at it will prove Hollywood a big fat liar. Sadly, its hard surface and sharp edges make it unsustainable for a long fuck fest. But it’s still great for foreplay!
\n4. Shower<\/b>
\nDistractify: \u201cA shower<\/a> is basically a formation of vertical, slippery surfaces upon which you desperately cling for the hope of some traction, but in the end one person always ends up being unable to breathe because they’re under the stream of water, and the other person is exhausted from trying to cling to the tiles.\u201d
\n3. Toilet<\/b>
\nThe toilet doesn’t scream romance, and for good reason: the lid’s often loose, the water’s an obstacle, etc. etc.
\n2. Desk<\/b>
\nThis one’s a classic\u2014and so hot! The only drawback: the clean-up afterward, since you’ll inevitably be sweeping everything onto the floor in a mad fit of passion!
\n1. Gliding Foot Rest<\/b>
\nDistractify again: \u201cThe single greatest piece of furniture to ever be utilized for a romantic occasion…What we once called “doggy style” the foot rest has transformed into a thing of grace. What was once “the missionary”? Now a mesmerizing sexual ballet.\u201d<\/p>\n

Feel like utilizing some common household items yourself? We are all about \u201cmesmerizing sexual ballets\u201d here<\/a>!<\/p>\n

Check out the full list<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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