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\"best_phone_sex_niteflirt_zombie\"<\/a>BuzzFeed recently went to the trouble of listing out some of the weirdest, freakiest, and most downright terrifying sex toys<\/a> out there. They range from the adventurous to the extreme with everything in between. Here are some of the most disturbing sex toys on the market that really are the stuff of nightmares (check out the pictures<\/a>).<\/p>\n

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  1. King Dong<\/b> Just as the name implies, this \u201cSuper-sized novelty dildo\u201d is 15 inches long and over 2 inches wide! Just wow.<\/li>\n
  2. Baby Jesus Butt Plug<\/b> For when you want to merge the spiritual with the carnal.<\/li>\n
  3. The Cannon<\/b> This you really need to see to believe. It looks like a literal cannon. That you insert inside you. Dangerous!<\/li>\n
  4. Death by Orgasm 10 Speed Scorpion Bullet Vibrator<\/b> This hard-core vibrator is not for beginners. If the black scorpion exterior wasn’t enough to scare you off, it comes in a friggin’ coffin for Christ’s sake!<\/li>\n
  5. Area 51 Love Doll<\/b> Remember the hoax with the woman with three boobs? This sex doll looks like her. It also comes with \u201c3 out of this world love holes\u201d or the \u201cfree alien lube.\u201d Sold!<\/li>\n
  6. The Nut Crusher<\/b> This is an advanced toy, even for a BDSM enthusiast. Enter at your own risk?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Well, there you have it. 6 terrifying sex toys that will either give you \u201cdeath by orgasm\u201d or, at the very least, give you some crazy-ass nightmares.<\/p>\n

    Want to have some freaky fun with us<\/a>? Let’s get adventurous and weird!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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