{"id":28367,"date":"2014-12-15T12:26:42","date_gmt":"2014-12-15T20:26:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=28367"},"modified":"2014-12-15T12:26:42","modified_gmt":"2014-12-15T20:26:42","slug":"news-funny-or-dies-nsa-phone-sex-hotline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/news-funny-or-dies-nsa-phone-sex-hotline\/","title":{"rendered":"NEWS: Funny or Die’s NSA Phone Sex Hotline"},"content":{"rendered":"

Former porn-star Sasha Grey is the newest NSA spokeswoman\u2014in Funny or Die’s hilarious phone sex parody<\/a>. The video aptly compares the NSA (aka the intelligence agency who can tap into anyone’s phone or computer with impunity) with a phone sex hotline. And the sexy former porn-star<\/a> Sasha Grey is the perfect phone sex spokeswoman for the job:<\/p>\n

\u201cDo you want to listen in on the naughtiest ingoing and outgoing conversations?\u201d Grey asks. \u201cThen join the NSA.\u201d She promises, in her sultriest<\/a> bedroom voice, that getting a job with the NSA means all of your hottest phone sex fantasies will come true: \u201cIt’s the quickest way to peep in on private phone calls, emails, texts, and fun Skype sessions from all around the country.\u201d She explains that with the NSA’s \u201cphone sex\u201d technology, you can indulge your voyeuristic side by accessing any hot, private photo and video sent over any network\u2014and it’s completely legal!\u00a0Grey asks, \u201cWhy settle for just one phone sex hotline, when becoming a contractor for the NSA gives you unlimited access to any private<\/a> contact made over AT&T and Verizon.\u201d<\/p>\n

Damn, that new phone sex hotline sounds really hot! Want to have some naughty, voyeuristic phone sex<\/a> fun with us? We aren’t the NSA, but we are definitely \u201cNo Strings Attached.\u201d<\/p>\n