{"id":28146,"date":"2014-10-30T12:27:00","date_gmt":"2014-10-30T19:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=28146"},"modified":"2014-10-30T12:27:00","modified_gmt":"2014-10-30T19:27:00","slug":"news-bobs-burgers-porn-parody-bobs-boners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/news-bobs-burgers-porn-parody-bobs-boners\/","title":{"rendered":"NEWS: Bob’s Burgers Porn Parody: Bob’s Boners"},"content":{"rendered":"

WoodRocket, the adult entertainment company behind such porn parodies as Doctor Whore<\/i>, SpongeKnob SquareNuts<\/i>, and the Simpsons XXX<\/i>, have now added a Bob’s Burgers porn<\/a> parody to their collection: Bob’s Boners<\/i><\/a>. The storyline is actually pretty believable for the show, and the characters, Sexxxy Bob and Sexxxy Linda, do very good impressions. (Warning: you’ll never be able to watch the show again without picturing Bob’s cum-face<\/a>).<\/p>\n

\u201cAdult Exotic Con Biz Show\u201d is coming to town and Sexxxy Bob and Linda are trying to come up with a punny, naughty burger-of-the-day (they land on \u201cSheep Throat\u201d\u2014a burger that is 100% lamb). Then Sexxxy Bob and Linda stumble upon Tina’s erotic<\/a> fan fiction, which involves some kinky sex with Jimmy Jr. and a zombie (that is so Tina!). So Bob and Linda go at it, fucking on the retro countertops in a variety of hot positions with Linda yelling, \u201cFucking make me do stuff!\u201d But the best is the extended blow-job<\/a> scene: after Linda swallows Bob’s \u201cspecial sauce\u201d she says, \u201cIt’s a little salty, but it’s good!\u201d<\/p>\n

In the immortal words of Linda Belcher: All Riiiight! Hungry for our<\/i> special of the day? We promise you’ll leave satisfied!<\/p>\n

Check out the trailer here:<\/p>\n