{"id":28117,"date":"2014-10-24T13:04:22","date_gmt":"2014-10-24T20:04:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=28117"},"modified":"2014-10-24T13:04:22","modified_gmt":"2014-10-24T20:04:22","slug":"news-swinging-for-christ","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/news-swinging-for-christ\/","title":{"rendered":"NEWS: Swinging For Christ"},"content":{"rendered":"

A pair of devout Christians have found a rather unorthodox way of spreading God’s word\u2014through swapping<\/a> sex partners and Bible verses! The couple, Cristy and Dean Parave, explain that swinging started as a lifestyle<\/a>, but became a way for them to marry their two passions: religion and fucking<\/a> other couples. They strongly believe that this is \u201cGod’s plan,\u201d and that swinging is the best way of converting (or seducing?) others swingers to Christianity. Holy promiscuity!<\/p>\n

\u201cThe Bible says ‘Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife.’ But what if your neighbor wants you to?\u201d asks a fellow swinger and believer. The couple feels that the Bible doesn’t say anything about swinging<\/a>, and as a married couple, if you both agree to it, then it’s okay. And if it’s not? \u201cI guess we’ll find that out on Judgement Day,\u201d Cristy says. But for now, they believe that through swinging and spreading the gospel, they we can do good instead of just have fun. \u201cI’m getting to people who would probably never even visit a church,\u201d Dean explains. They plan to keep going until God tells them to stop. But until that day comes, they’re going to keep \u201chelping\u201d as many people as they can\u2014through making them cum<\/a>!<\/p>\n

Sinners getting to sinners through swinging. Amen to that! In the mood for some wild action? We know we can make you cry out to the good lord!<\/p>\n