{"id":28011,"date":"2014-09-26T12:16:04","date_gmt":"2014-09-26T19:16:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=28011"},"modified":"2014-09-26T12:16:04","modified_gmt":"2014-09-26T19:16:04","slug":"news-porn-sound-guy-erotic-rhythms-of-daily-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/news-porn-sound-guy-erotic-rhythms-of-daily-life\/","title":{"rendered":"NEWS: Porn Sound Guy: Erotic Rhythms of Daily Life"},"content":{"rendered":"

Grant Meyers works as a foley artist\u2014the person who does ambient sound in films\u2014for porn. He loves what he does, and is passionate about capturing erotic<\/a> sounds to enhance the hot, x-rated scenes in adult films. He is also a parody, and a hilarious one at that. Here’s some of the highlights of the porn<\/a> sound guy trying to replicate sex noises in daily life (check out the video below):<\/p>\n

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  1. Porn sound guy at the park, capturing the squeaking and grunting sounds of a hard-bodied dude doing pull-ups (think bed-springs bouncing and vigorous thrusting).<\/li>\n
  2. Squeezing globs of aloe-vera into a tupperware\u2014we’ll let you decide what that sounds like.<\/li>\n
  3. Wiggling a giant banana back-and-forth into a bowl of jello (surprisingly life-like! Perhaps like a wet pussy getting finger-fucked).<\/li>\n
  4. Slapping a giant slab of baby back ribs with the side of a hammer (it really does sound like skin slapping)<\/li>\n
  5. Flicking a few slices of deli meat together (no joke; it sounds like a tongue fucking\/licking a pussy<\/a>)<\/li>\n
  6. Quickly pulling and slapping a rubber balloon (again, sounds like skin slapping).<\/li>\n
  7. Hitting the palm of his hand on the end of a plunger (seriously sounds like hard-core deep fucking).<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    To quote porn sound guy: \u201cI like to think I’m the one doing the touching. The sound is the vibration, and that’s contact from one person to another.\u201d True enough!<\/p>\n

    Even though this hilarious video’s a fake, all that slapping and grunting<\/a> put us in the mood for the real thing. We have the best sex-sounds right here!<\/p>\n