{"id":27873,"date":"2014-08-05T12:32:29","date_gmt":"2014-08-05T19:32:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=27873"},"modified":"2014-08-05T12:32:29","modified_gmt":"2014-08-05T19:32:29","slug":"news-furniture-that-feels-like-human-skin-in-a-good-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/news-furniture-that-feels-like-human-skin-in-a-good-way\/","title":{"rendered":"NEWS:  Furniture That Feels Like Human Skin&#8230;In A Good Way"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_skinfurniture.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-27876\" alt=\"best_phone_sex_niteflirt_skinfurniture\" src=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_skinfurniture.png\" width=\"924\" height=\"573\" \/><\/a>In those moments when you just can&#8217;t get enough of your lover&#8217;s skin\u2014the feel of their body, their sexual smell that instantly makes you want to rip their clothes off. 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