{"id":25741,"date":"2014-03-31T10:58:07","date_gmt":"2014-03-31T17:58:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=25741"},"modified":"2014-03-31T12:45:15","modified_gmt":"2014-03-31T19:45:15","slug":"news-it-turns-out-pizza-sex-burns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/news-it-turns-out-pizza-sex-burns\/","title":{"rendered":"NEWS: It Turns Out &#8216;Pizza Sex&#8217; Burns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_pizza.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-25751\" alt=\"best_phone_sex_niteflirt_pizza\" src=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_pizza.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"633\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_pizza.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_pizza-227x300.jpg 227w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a>Today in &#8216;shit you should just never fucking do news&#8217; we bring you a story about a dude who decided it would be a good idea to try and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/search?text=fuck\" target=\"_blank\">fuck<\/a> a Domino&#8217;s pizza. 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