{"id":21471,"date":"2013-10-18T11:44:13","date_gmt":"2013-10-18T18:44:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=21471"},"modified":"2013-10-18T11:44:13","modified_gmt":"2013-10-18T18:44:13","slug":"news-8-things-really-silly-people-prefer-over-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/news-8-things-really-silly-people-prefer-over-sex\/","title":{"rendered":"NEWS: 8 Things Really Silly People Prefer Over Sex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re just going to dive right into this one. According to some silly studies, apparently done on very silly people who need to get their priorities straight, there are things people would rather do than <a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/search?advanced_search=&amp;text=fuck&amp;category_id=839&amp;filters[]=price_0&amp;filters[]=price_1&amp;filters[]=price_2&amp;filters[]=price_3&amp;filters[]=price_4&amp;sort=1&amp;format=html\" target=\"_blank\">fuck<\/a>. 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