{"id":21321,"date":"2013-10-09T12:53:22","date_gmt":"2013-10-09T19:53:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=21321"},"modified":"2013-10-09T12:53:22","modified_gmt":"2013-10-09T19:53:22","slug":"news-pecker-pastry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/news-pecker-pastry\/","title":{"rendered":"NEWS: Pecker Pastry"},"content":{"rendered":"<style type=\"text\/css\"><!--\n@page { margin: 0.79in }\n\t\tP { margin-bottom: 0.08in }\n--><\/style>\n<p>Newsflash: do not use kitchen appliances or other household objects as <a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/categories\/645-Find-Women-Women-Home-Alone-Sex\" target=\"_blank\">sex<\/a> toys. Chances are it will end unfavorably for you.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_toaster.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-21331\" alt=\"best_phone_sex_niteflirt_toaster\" src=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_toaster-300x267.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"267\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_toaster-300x267.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_toaster.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>This story makes me cringe, so naturally I had to share with all of you. According to the Huffington Post, an unidentified London gentleman is currently recovering from sticking his <a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/search?advanced_search=&amp;text=cock&amp;category_id=840&amp;filters[]=price_0&amp;filters[]=price_1&amp;filters[]=price_2&amp;filters[]=price_3&amp;filters[]=price_4&amp;sort=1&amp;format=html\" target=\"_blank\">cock<\/a> in a toaster. I know the British do things a bit differently than the USA but I was confident that we all used toasters for toast, toaster strudels, bagels, and other pastries pretty much exclusively. Clearly I was wrong.<\/p>\n<p>London Firefighters bravely showed up at the scene to help the man remove his member from the toaster. Sources say that this isn\u2019t the first time the London Firefighters have had to deal with dudes in distress. Another story involves a man who got his dick stuck in a vacuum cleaner. 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