{"id":21241,"date":"2013-10-08T13:00:51","date_gmt":"2013-10-08T20:00:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=21241"},"modified":"2013-10-08T13:00:51","modified_gmt":"2013-10-08T20:00:51","slug":"news-stimulus-the-government-needs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/news-stimulus-the-government-needs\/","title":{"rendered":"NEWS: Stimulus the Government Needs!"},"content":{"rendered":"<style type=\"text\/css\"><!--\n@page { margin: 0.79in } \t\tP { margin-bottom: 0.08in } \t\tA:link { so-language: zxx }\n--><\/style>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\">I&#8217;m sure you\u2019ve all heard that the government was \u201cshutdown\u201d, well unless you\u2019re living under a rock. It\u2019s definitely a sad state of affairs to say the least. Fortunately my frown has been turned upside down because, according to <a href=\"https:\/\/jezebel.com\/federal-employees-get-free-vibrators-during-government-1441818182\">Jezebel,<\/a> the vibrator site <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vibrators.com\/shutdown.html\">Vibrators.com<\/a> is offering free vibrators to federal employees. I wonder if there is a size and speed selection, or if it&#8217;s one size fits all?! <\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_vibrators.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21261\" alt=\"best_phone_sex_niteflirt_vibrators\" src=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_vibrators.jpg\" width=\"519\" height=\"223\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_vibrators.jpg 519w, https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_vibrators-300x128.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 519px) 100vw, 519px\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\">So let me get this straight; the government plays hooky and they get rewarded with free tools for <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/search?text=orgasms\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\">orgasms<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\">?! What the F!?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\">So here\u2019s the gist, Vibrators.com is giving away 200 free vibrators a day to federal employees getting <a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/search?advanced_search=&amp;text=screwed&amp;category_id=839&amp;filters[]=price_0&amp;filters[]=price_1&amp;filters[]=price_2&amp;filters[]=price_3&amp;filters[]=price_4&amp;sort=1&amp;format=html\" target=\"_blank\">screwed<\/a> by the shutdown. Wowza, I guess it only makes sense, these furloughed employees will have more free time for extracurricular activities and it\u2019s a fantastic way for Vibrators.com to market themselves during this crisis. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\">Vibrators.com asks the question:<\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u201c<span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\"><i>Are you a federal employee that has been deemed non-essential? Do you have a little too much time on your hands and nothing to do? Is the recent government shutdown to blame?\u201d<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\">If you\u2019re &#8220;lucky&#8221; enough to meet these qualifications, then giddy up and get your free <a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/search?advanced_search=&amp;text=vibe&amp;category_id=839&amp;filters[]=price_0&amp;filters[]=price_1&amp;filters[]=price_2&amp;filters[]=price_3&amp;filters[]=price_4&amp;sort=1&amp;format=html\" target=\"_blank\">vibe<\/a> from Vibrators.com. This is a freebee that NO one should pass up! <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\">I think it\u2019s only appropriate we listen to some<\/span><span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\"><i> Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch <\/i><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\">now, in honor:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/-eSN8Cwit_s\" height=\"315\" width=\"420\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sure you\u2019ve all heard that the government was \u201cshutdown\u201d, well unless you\u2019re living under a rock. It\u2019s definitely a sad state of affairs to say the least. Fortunately my frown has been turned upside down because, according to Jezebel, the vibrator site Vibrators.com is offering free vibrators to federal employees. I wonder if there [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,3691,4,5,1],"tags":[6321,271,6311],"class_list":["post-21241","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-insights","category-news","category-niteflirt-com","category-off-topic","category-uncategorized","tag-free-vibrators-during-the-governement-shutdown","tag-phone-sex","tag-vibrators-com-giving-away-free-vibrators-to-furloughed-fedeal-workers"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.6 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>NEWS: Stimulus the Government Needs! - NiteFlirt News | Flirty Tips, Steamy Stories &amp; Chat Secrets<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/news-stimulus-the-government-needs\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"NEWS: Stimulus the Government Needs! - NiteFlirt News | Flirty Tips, Steamy Stories &amp; Chat Secrets\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"I&#8217;m sure you\u2019ve all heard that the government was \u201cshutdown\u201d, well unless you\u2019re living under a rock. It\u2019s definitely a sad state of affairs to say the least. Fortunately my frown has been turned upside down because, according to Jezebel, the vibrator site Vibrators.com is offering free vibrators to federal employees. I wonder if there [&hellip;]\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/news-stimulus-the-government-needs\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"NiteFlirt News | Flirty Tips, Steamy Stories &amp; Chat Secrets\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2013-10-08T20:00:51+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_vibrators.jpg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"NiteFlirt\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@niteflirt\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@niteflirt\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"NiteFlirt\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.niteflirt.com\\\/news\\\/news-stimulus-the-government-needs\\\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.niteflirt.com\\\/news\\\/news-stimulus-the-government-needs\\\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"NiteFlirt\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.niteflirt.com\\\/news\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/6daa11dfddb1bcf10d59929dda13738e\"},\"headline\":\"NEWS: Stimulus the Government Needs!\",\"datePublished\":\"2013-10-08T20:00:51+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.niteflirt.com\\\/news\\\/news-stimulus-the-government-needs\\\/\"},\"wordCount\":242,\"commentCount\":0,\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.niteflirt.com\\\/news\\\/news-stimulus-the-government-needs\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.niteflirt.com\\\/news\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2013\\\/10\\\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_vibrators.jpg\",\"keywords\":[\"free vibrators during the governement shutdown\",\"phone sex\",\"vibrators.com giving away free vibrators to furloughed fedeal workers\"],\"articleSection\":[\"Insights\",\"News\",\"NiteFlirt.com\",\"Off Topic\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/www.niteflirt.com\\\/news\\\/news-stimulus-the-government-needs\\\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.niteflirt.com\\\/news\\\/news-stimulus-the-government-needs\\\/\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.niteflirt.com\\\/news\\\/news-stimulus-the-government-needs\\\/\",\"name\":\"NEWS: Stimulus the Government Needs! - NiteFlirt News | Flirty Tips, Steamy Stories &amp; Chat Secrets\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.niteflirt.com\\\/news\\\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.niteflirt.com\\\/news\\\/news-stimulus-the-government-needs\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.niteflirt.com\\\/news\\\/news-stimulus-the-government-needs\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.niteflirt.com\\\/news\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2013\\\/10\\\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_vibrators.jpg\",\"datePublished\":\"2013-10-08T20:00:51+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.niteflirt.com\\\/news\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/6daa11dfddb1bcf10d59929dda13738e\"},\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.niteflirt.com\\\/news\\\/news-stimulus-the-government-needs\\\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/www.niteflirt.com\\\/news\\\/news-stimulus-the-government-needs\\\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.niteflirt.com\\\/news\\\/news-stimulus-the-government-needs\\\/#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.niteflirt.com\\\/news\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2013\\\/10\\\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_vibrators.jpg\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.niteflirt.com\\\/news\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2013\\\/10\\\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_vibrators.jpg\"},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.niteflirt.com\\\/news\\\/news-stimulus-the-government-needs\\\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.niteflirt.com\\\/news\\\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"NEWS: Stimulus the Government Needs!\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.niteflirt.com\\\/news\\\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.niteflirt.com\\\/news\\\/\",\"name\":\"NiteFlirt Blog\",\"description\":\"NiteFlirt -- Speak to your Desire. \u00ae\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.niteflirt.com\\\/news\\\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.niteflirt.com\\\/news\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/6daa11dfddb1bcf10d59929dda13738e\",\"name\":\"NiteFlirt\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.niteflirt.com\\\/news\\\/author\\\/erin\\\/\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"NEWS: Stimulus the Government Needs! - NiteFlirt News | Flirty Tips, Steamy Stories &amp; Chat Secrets","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/news-stimulus-the-government-needs\/","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"NEWS: Stimulus the Government Needs! - NiteFlirt News | Flirty Tips, Steamy Stories &amp; Chat Secrets","og_description":"I&#8217;m sure you\u2019ve all heard that the government was \u201cshutdown\u201d, well unless you\u2019re living under a rock. It\u2019s definitely a sad state of affairs to say the least. Fortunately my frown has been turned upside down because, according to Jezebel, the vibrator site Vibrators.com is offering free vibrators to federal employees. I wonder if there [&hellip;]","og_url":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/news-stimulus-the-government-needs\/","og_site_name":"NiteFlirt News | Flirty Tips, Steamy Stories &amp; Chat Secrets","article_published_time":"2013-10-08T20:00:51+00:00","og_image":[{"url":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_vibrators.jpg","type":"","width":"","height":""}],"author":"NiteFlirt","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_creator":"@niteflirt","twitter_site":"@niteflirt","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"NiteFlirt","Est. reading time":"1 minute"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/news-stimulus-the-government-needs\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/news-stimulus-the-government-needs\/"},"author":{"name":"NiteFlirt","@id":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/#\/schema\/person\/6daa11dfddb1bcf10d59929dda13738e"},"headline":"NEWS: Stimulus the Government Needs!","datePublished":"2013-10-08T20:00:51+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/news-stimulus-the-government-needs\/"},"wordCount":242,"commentCount":0,"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/news-stimulus-the-government-needs\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_vibrators.jpg","keywords":["free vibrators during the governement shutdown","phone sex","vibrators.com giving away free vibrators to furloughed fedeal workers"],"articleSection":["Insights","News","NiteFlirt.com","Off Topic"],"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"CommentAction","name":"Comment","target":["https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/news-stimulus-the-government-needs\/#respond"]}]},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/news-stimulus-the-government-needs\/","url":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/news-stimulus-the-government-needs\/","name":"NEWS: Stimulus the Government Needs! - NiteFlirt News | Flirty Tips, Steamy Stories &amp; Chat Secrets","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/news-stimulus-the-government-needs\/#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/news-stimulus-the-government-needs\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_vibrators.jpg","datePublished":"2013-10-08T20:00:51+00:00","author":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/#\/schema\/person\/6daa11dfddb1bcf10d59929dda13738e"},"breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/news-stimulus-the-government-needs\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/news-stimulus-the-government-needs\/"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/news-stimulus-the-government-needs\/#primaryimage","url":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_vibrators.jpg","contentUrl":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_vibrators.jpg"},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/news-stimulus-the-government-needs\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"NEWS: Stimulus the Government Needs!"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/#website","url":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/","name":"NiteFlirt Blog","description":"NiteFlirt -- Speak to your Desire. \u00ae","potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/#\/schema\/person\/6daa11dfddb1bcf10d59929dda13738e","name":"NiteFlirt","url":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/author\/erin\/"}]}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21241","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21241"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21241\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21281,"href":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21241\/revisions\/21281"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}