{"id":15991,"date":"2013-07-11T11:39:30","date_gmt":"2013-07-11T18:39:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=15991"},"modified":"2013-07-11T11:41:09","modified_gmt":"2013-07-11T18:41:09","slug":"news-berry-naughty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/news-berry-naughty\/","title":{"rendered":"NEWS: Berry Naughty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\">Carole Collen, a lovely <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/search?advanced_search=&amp;text=woman&amp;category_id=839&amp;filters[]=price_0&amp;filters[]=price_1&amp;filters[]=price_2&amp;filters[]=price_3&amp;filters[]=price_4&amp;sort=1&amp;format=html\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\">woman<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\"> in Dartford, UK waltzed out to her garden and came across a <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/search?advanced_search=&amp;text=penis&amp;category_id=840&amp;filters[]=price_0&amp;filters[]=price_1&amp;filters[]=price_2&amp;filters[]=price_3&amp;filters[]=price_4&amp;sort=1&amp;format=html\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\">penis<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\"> shaped strawberry, talk about a dingle berry! Collen confessed she had a hearty chuckle when she spotted the pornographic fruit, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_strawberry.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-16001\" title=\"best_phone_sex_niteflirt_strawberry\" src=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_strawberry-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_strawberry-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_strawberry-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\"><em>\u201cWhen I saw it I just thought \u2018Oh my God,\u2019&#8221; <\/em>she told SWNS<em>. &#8220;It immediately reminded me of a man\u2019s bits and I just had to take a photo. At first I thought a snail must have eaten into it, but it hasn\u2019t \u2013- it\u2019s all natural.&#8221;<br \/>\n<\/em><strong>(photo credit SWNS)<\/strong><em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\">Like most women Collen wasn\u2019t satisfied with the size, she told the Sun<\/span><span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\"><em> &#8220;It would be nice if it grew a bit bigger<\/em><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\">.\u201d It\u2019s all about enjoying the fruits of nature<\/span><span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\"><em>. <\/em><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\">Collen has the berry stored in the fridge and plans to raffle it off at a charity, bless her heart! <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Carole Collen, a lovely woman in Dartford, UK waltzed out to her garden and came across a penis shaped strawberry, talk about a dingle berry! 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