{"id":13161,"date":"2013-06-07T10:28:10","date_gmt":"2013-06-07T17:28:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=13161"},"modified":"2013-06-07T10:28:10","modified_gmt":"2013-06-07T17:28:10","slug":"news-a-chocolate-treat-everyone-will-want-a-piece-of","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/news-a-chocolate-treat-everyone-will-want-a-piece-of\/","title":{"rendered":"NEWS: A Chocolate Treat Everyone Will Want A Piece Of!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\">Leave it to the UK to create scrumptious chocolate <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/search?text=ass\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\">assholes<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\">, a line of chocolate from \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/edibleanus.com\/\">edible anus<\/a>\u201d a chocolatier company in Great Britain. I bet some of you freaks suddenly have a sweet tooth! Each box of chocolate includes 3 delectable options of milk chocolate, white chocolate, and dark chocolate! <a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_chocolate.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13171\" title=\"best_phone_sex_niteflirt_chocolate\" src=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_chocolate.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"217\" \/><\/a>The UK based company claims that each chocolate balloon knot is <\/span><span style=\"color: #333333;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\"><em>&#8220;crafted from the delectable posterior of our stunning butt model.\u201d<\/em><\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #333333;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\"> Can you imagine what that model\u2019s portfolio must look like; someone from edible anus must have a real eye (brown eye) for <\/span><\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/search?advanced_search=&amp;text=butt&amp;category_id=839&amp;filters[]=price_0&amp;filters[]=price_1&amp;filters[]=price_2&amp;filters[]=price_3&amp;filters[]=price_4&amp;sort=1&amp;format=html\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"color: #333333;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\">ass<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #333333;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\"> models. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #222222;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\">The company goes on to state, <\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #222222;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\"><em>&#8220;We believe the <\/em><\/span><\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/search?advanced_search=&amp;text=sexy&amp;category_id=839&amp;filters[]=price_0&amp;filters[]=price_1&amp;filters[]=price_2&amp;filters[]=price_3&amp;filters[]=price_4&amp;sort=1&amp;format=html\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"color: #222222;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\"><em>anus<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #222222;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri,serif;\"><em> range can dissolve the cultural boundaries of race, gender, class and sexual orientation. 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