{"id":11791,"date":"2013-05-29T10:44:39","date_gmt":"2013-05-29T17:44:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/?p=11791"},"modified":"2013-05-29T10:44:39","modified_gmt":"2013-05-29T17:44:39","slug":"news-if-you%e2%80%99re-looking-for-a-shrimp-dick-look-no-further","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/news-if-you%e2%80%99re-looking-for-a-shrimp-dick-look-no-further\/","title":{"rendered":"NEWS: If You\u2019re Looking For a Shrimp Dick, Look No Further!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>All across the world there are insane, off the wall contests; you have the Extreme World Ironing Championships in the UK, Air Guitar Championships in Finland, Midget Throwing which originated in Australia, and now without further ado the Smallest <a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/search?advanced_search=&amp;text=penis&amp;category_id=840&amp;filters[]=price_0&amp;filters[]=price_1&amp;filters[]=price_2&amp;filters[]=price_3&amp;filters[]=price_4&amp;sort=1&amp;format=html\" target=\"_blank\">Penis<\/a> Contest in Brooklyn, NY! I would shout out \u201cBig Up to Brooklyn\u201d but that would be inappropriate for this situation.\u00a0 The contest will be held on July 20<sup>th<\/sup> at Kings County Bar!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_smallpenis.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-11801\" title=\"best_phone_sex_niteflirt_smallpenis\" src=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_smallpenis-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_smallpenis-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/best_phone_sex_niteflirt_smallpenis.jpg 630w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The idea for this event came from Kings County Bar Manager, Aimee Arciuolo. Aimee has had personal experience with a pint size <a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/search?advanced_search=&amp;text=cock&amp;category_id=840&amp;filters[]=price_0&amp;filters[]=price_1&amp;filters[]=price_2&amp;filters[]=price_3&amp;filters[]=price_4&amp;sort=1&amp;format=html\" target=\"_blank\">pecker<\/a> and said it was actually quite delightful. In an interview with NYC blog Gothamist Aimee said:<\/p>\n<p><em>The discussion came about after I had an exceptionally fun and amazing romp with a man who was less than endowed\u2014it was actually shockingly tiny, like the size of an acorn. He came right out and said, \u2018Yes, I know, I\u2019ve got a little pecker. But don\u2019t you worry, we are going to have fun.\u2019 And it was great! That guy seriously smashed it UP in the bedroom.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Aimee and her friends wanted to pay homage to guys with small <a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/search?advanced_search=&amp;text=dick&amp;category_id=840&amp;filters[]=price_0&amp;filters[]=price_1&amp;filters[]=price_2&amp;filters[]=price_3&amp;filters[]=price_4&amp;sort=1&amp;format=html\" target=\"_blank\">penises<\/a>. Aimee truly has a heart of gold, she believes that by giving these men a platform for their teeny weenie sob stories it will hopefully \u201cturn embarrassing stories into empowerment.\u201d\u00a0 Please keep in mind this contest does have rules, anyone showing up packing heat (anything over 8 inches) will be disqualified! Not only that but they\u2019ll have to buy a round for the judges for trying to steal the thunder from down under. No one likes a show off!<\/p>\n<p>So if you\u2019re interested bring your sense of humor, an open mind, and a magnifying glass! 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