{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"NiteFlirt News | Flirty Tips, Steamy Stories &amp; Chat Secrets","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news","title":"You Can Masturbate Anywhere With the 'JerkShirt' - NiteFlirt News","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"Vcnin2hb9x\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/you-can-masturbate-anywhere-with-the-jerkshirt\/\">You Can Masturbate Anywhere With the &#8216;JerkShirt&#8217;<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/you-can-masturbate-anywhere-with-the-jerkshirt\/embed\/#?secret=Vcnin2hb9x\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;You Can Masturbate Anywhere With the &#8216;JerkShirt&#8217;&#8221; &#8212; NiteFlirt News | Flirty Tips, Steamy Stories &amp; Chat Secrets\" data-secret=\"Vcnin2hb9x\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\/* <![CDATA[ *\/\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n\/* ]]> *\/\n<\/script>\n","description":"Remember those goofy glasses with the painted eyes that let you fall asleep without anyone noticing? Well, now there&#8217;s a shirt that&#8217;s the equivalent\u2014except instead of sleeping, you can jerk off! Introducing the JerkShirt, a shirt that&#8217;s equipped with a prosthetic arm so users can furtively masturbate in public. No, this is not a joke. [&hellip;]","thumbnail_url":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/57349ba1160000ae0731e8f8.png"}