{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"NiteFlirt News | Flirty Tips, Steamy Stories &amp; Chat Secrets","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news","title":"The Most Hilarious Sexual Phrases in Romance Novels - NiteFlirt News | Flirty Tips, Steamy Stories &amp; Chat Secrets","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"TMvrYr5dEe\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/the-most-hilarious-sexual-phrases-in-romance-novels\/\">The Most Hilarious Sexual Phrases in Romance Novels<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/the-most-hilarious-sexual-phrases-in-romance-novels\/embed\/#?secret=TMvrYr5dEe\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;The Most Hilarious Sexual Phrases in Romance Novels&#8221; &#8212; NiteFlirt News | Flirty Tips, Steamy Stories &amp; Chat Secrets\" data-secret=\"TMvrYr5dEe\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\/* <![CDATA[ *\/\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n\/* ]]> *\/\n<\/script>\n","description":"While writers are known for their creativity, romance writers in particular are known for their\u00a0ridiculouscreativity when it comes to describing\u00a0sex\u00a0(ahem,\u00a0Fifty Shades of Grey, anyone?). So blogger John Ferri decided to compile lists of the most absurd, hilarious sexual descriptions he found in his wife&#8217;s romance novels. Here are some of the gems: Romance Novel Epithets [&hellip;]","thumbnail_url":"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/cosmic_bandita.jpg"}