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The Strangest Things We Got Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year 

Over at Deadspin, it’s become a New Year’s tradition to catalogue all the strangest stuff Americans got stuck in their many orifices in the past year. It’s based on the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room visits, and the 2016 list is especially unpleasant. Here are the strangest, most awkward objects America shoved into its rectum, pussy, and dick. Happy New Year!

Rectum

  1. Wine cork wrapped in paper towels, electrical tape and a condom
  2. 10 broken crayons
  3. Plastic Melatonin bottle
  4. Shot glass
  5. “Rectal fissure masturbating for her boyfriend using a hairbrush in her rectum yesterday.”
  6. Nail cuticle tool
  7. Egg timer
  8. Tub drain cup
  9. Decorative pumpkin

Pussy

  1. USB adapter
  2. “Sat on the top of a doll house and there was a spiked roof.”
  3. Pointy toy pig
  4. Small painting kit
  5. Cigarettes and lighter

Dick

  1. “Carved down piece of domino inserted domino piece into penis now wants it removed.”
  2. Sandal buckle
  3. BB
  4. Doll shoe
  5. “Had pebble stuck in penis while swimming in a lake 3 weeks ago.”
  6. Marble

Looking for a creative way to start off your New Year? Come get strange with us right here!

Check out more of the strangest objects Americans inserted into their various orifices: https://adequateman.deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-1790335507

Porn Industry Rejoices As California Votes To Shut Down Condom Bill 

adult-1822413_640Porn stars and porn sites are in celebration mode this month after receiving word that the state of California has voted to reject the “California Safer Sex in the Adult Film Industry Act,” also known as Proposition 60. Prop 60 brought backlash from porn producers and others in the industry because they would have needed to prove that condoms were worn during scenes involving “vaginal or anal penetration by a penis,” in addition to requiring producers to pay for testing, vaccinations, and medical exams of performers. The bill, which was introduced and funded by the AIDS Healthcare Foundation, was struck down 46 to 55 percent.

Critics of Prop 60 argued that Los Angeles already passed a measure in 2012 that requires the use of condoms in porn made in L.A. County. And regular STI testing is also an industry standard. Many of the bill’s opponents and AIDS activists have been working together to provide guidelines that would mostly align with those in Prop 60, but which would give “power to the performer.” Today, porn stars are just happy the bill was rejected, and have taken to Twitter to express their relief: “Looks like #prop60 isn’t going to pass! Any other news we missed about people getting fucked without a condom?”

Want to celebrate your sexual freedom? We can make you very happy right here!

Check out more about California shutting down the condom bill: https://www.dailydot.com/layer8/california-condom-bill-porn-prop-60/

100 People Show Off Their Orgasm Face 

o-faceRemember that infamous scene in When Harry Met Sally when Sally faked an orgasm in a crowded diner? Well, 100 fans took inspiration from her and decided to try their best orgasm face. And the results are definitely orgasmic!

From gasps, sighs, grunts, laughs, open-mouthed silence, and one woman who sounds like a sputtering car engine, these faked orgasms cover every sound and climatic expression. One guy’s simulated O-face can only be described as “tremble and pretend you just found out your dog died.” Oh, and as you may have guessed, there were quite a few people who yelled, “Oh my god!”; “Oh yes!”; or simply, “Fuck.” We’ll have what they’re having!

Looking for a truly mind-blowing experience yourself? No need to fake it till you make it—come find the real thing right here!

Check out the video of 100 people showing off their best O-face on The Huffington Post or watch the video below!

Former Disney Star Is Featured In Gay Porn Drama ‘King Cobra’

Screenshot via YouTube | IFC Films

Screenshot via YouTube | IFC Films

It’s not shocking anymore to see a former Disney star break away from their squeaky clean image by sexing it up. So it shouldn’t come as a huge surprise that former Disney Channel star Garrett Clayton has gone from The Teen Beach Moviestar to playing a gay porn star in the new gay porn drama King Cobra. What is taking everyone a bit off guard, however, is just how seamlessly the boy-next-door transforms into a corruptible, super hot porn star!

“Based on a stranger-than-fiction true story, King Cobra is a deliciously dark, twisted plunge into the behind-the-scenes world of the pornography industry,” reports Gaily Grind. The movie takes place in the early aughts, when internet porn was still behind a paywall. Enter closeted gay porn mogul (Christian Slater), who started the skin flick empire Cobra Video from his seemingly ordinary suburban home. Starring James Franco as a rival porn producer who’ll stop at nothing to recruit the fresh-faced XXX up-and-comer, this sexy satire is sure to have audiences gasping in horror and delight!

Looking for something surprising yourself? We can always shock you here!

Check out more about the former Disney star featured in gay porn drama ‘King Cobra’ at the link below the trailer:

Want more? Click here to read more on the Gaily Grind. 

Lingerie For Dudes Is the New Hot Thing

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Images from:: MENAGERIE on Instagram

It seems guys have been embracing so-called “feminine” beauty trends more and more: waxing, manicures, skirts, and now, lingerie. Everybody wants to feel sexy, and there’s nothing sexier than lace and leather up against bare skin. That’s why the more adventurous dudes are loving Menagerié, a brand which offers “silky boxers, lace pajamas and other fancy unmentionables just for guys,” according to NY Post.

“[We want] to bring more adornment and beauty to men’s fashion, but still remind people that it is a brand for men,” Menagerié founder told Refinery29. And the brand, which combines sexy with masculine, is definitely catching on—several items, including their torturous looking waist trainers, are sold out online. While manly lingerie might be a tough sell for some guys, we’re sure there are a lot of women who would love to see their man in some hot lace panties!

Looking for something a bit risqué? We are all about putting some sexiness back into the boudoir!

Check out more sexy men’s lingerie here: https://nypost.com/2016/07/28/theyre-making-lingerie-for-dudes-now/

Tinder Usage Spikes 129 Percent at Olympic Village

OlympicTinderIt seems the Olympic athletes in Rio are doing a lot more than just sitting on the beach in their spare time. According to a new report, Tinder usage has more than doubled at the Olympic village since the start of the games. And a Tinder spokesperson just confirmed that user matches on the popular dating app increased 129 percent over the weekend!

With approximately 10,000 Olympic athletes living in the secluded 31-building compound, it’s not surprising that they’re looking for ways to, um, unwind after the pressure and demands of competing. “The Olympics is a very sexually charged time,” an online and mobile dating expert told the press. Swedish athlete Marcus Nyman confirmed this, saying “A lot of the athletes here are using this app,” while adding that he got 10 matches in his first day in Rio. Well, it sure seems the athletes will be putting their 450,000 free condoms to good use!

Looking for a hot match yourself? Even if your not an Olympian, you’ll always win big at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about the 2016 Olympic athletes looking for love here: https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/tinder-usage-spikes-129-percent-at-rio-olympic-village-w433742

Behind the Scenes Pictures of Playboy Photoshoots

coverBeloved long-time Playboy photographer Patrick Van Dam recently published a photographer book called Playboy Behind The Scenes. It’s a collection of images showing all the work that goes into an iconic Playboy spread. From the right lighting to positioning the centerfolds at the perfect angle, the pictures prove that it takes a dedicated team of people to make the erotic magic happen.

As Beautiful Decay pointed out, the pictures show the calculated reality of making beautiful people even more beautiful. Hugh Hefner himself wrote in Van Dam’s book, “In these compelling images, Patrick has captured the soul of the Playboy shoot and offered a true celebration of, and homage to, the people who make these beautiful things happen. Vividly here is the intimacy, the fun, and the dedication it takes to create the very best in contemporary erotica.” You can see photographers getting very up close and personal with the models (in one picture, a photographer literally has his camera between a centerfold’s spread legs!). There’s a person who positions the model’s hands in very erroneous places, and one who sprinkles water onto a nude model crawling along the sand on all fours. Now that’s dedication!

Want to make some magic happen? Come behind the scenes of NiteFlirt!

Check out more behind the scenes pictures of Playboy photoshoots:

Pokémon Go Has Inspired People To Get Really Into Anime Porn

Pokémon Go has been inspiring people to do all types of weird and wild stuff lately (as we posted yesterday, Pokémon nudes, anyone?). Also since the game’s release, the porn site xHamster has experienced an uptick in Pokémon related searches. According to the company, the site’s typical top searches for categories like “MILF” and “Teen” have been replaced with “Pokemon,” “Pikachu,” “Hentai,” and “Anime.” Not only that, but anime is now the most accessed genre of film, xHamster said.

The searches are coming from the United States, Japan, Germany, France, Canada, and the United Kingdom. Since Friday, “Anime” has gotten 202,765 searches, “Hentai” scored 803,228, and Pokémon came in at 147,248. In case you’re wondering, yes, Pokémon porn is most certainly a thing—just check out Wood Rocket’s porn parody Strokémon we reported to you last year. It seems Pokémon Go is getting people to do a whole lot more than just explore their neighborhoods!

Want to have some new experiences yourself? Come get weird and wild with us right here!

Check out more about Pokémon Go and the anime porn uptick here: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/pokemon-go-porn-searches/

A Note from NiteFlirt

Our thoughts are with all of the families,  friends and everyone else who has been affected by the loss of life this past month.

At the end of the day we are all family here working within our tiny online community. We’ve gotten to know each other and care about each other. There’s no better time to say this than now, we love you all.

Sincerely,

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Dildo Hoverboard Will Take Your Commute To the Next Level

Screen Shot 2016-06-07 at 2.31.57 PM (2)Looking for ways to make your commute more pleasurable? Then you’re going to love the latest, NSFW hoverboard for the “busy millennial”—the Dildo Hoverboard! It allows you to navigate your busy life while also giving you some TLC at the same time.

“The Dildo Hoverboard allows me to squeeze in that much needed pleasure time,” one excited commuter says in the promotional video as she navigates sidewalk traffic. “The device is fully adjustable, and the easy to use control panel allows me to choose my favorite thrusting speed and rhythmic vibration,” says the video’s very happy customer. But before you rush to order this multitasking device that adds a whole new level of fun to your workday schlep, we should tell you that this is another hilarious prank from the folks who brought you the Dildo Selfie Stick and the Dildo Drone. And maybe that’s for the best—since hoverboards have been known to catch on fire, we’re pretty sure you shouldn’t let it get you hot and bothered just yet.

Looking for ways to make your weekday much more fun? Come roll our way for some much need “pleasure time!”

Check out the video for the Dildo Hoverboard here.