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Grindr Launches Custom Gay Emojis

MAIN-Grindr-emojisGrindr has a solution for all those thirsty gay guys who were worried they were being too subtle with the eggplant emoji: ‘gaymojis’! The gay dating app’s custom gay emojis is adding a special way for naughty dudes to flirt. The kinky cartoons are explicit and varied enough for users to really, ahem, experiment with.

There’s handcuffs, a banana hammock, a guy on the top bunk and a guy on the bottom bunk, and even a pierced eggplant! And if you aren’t confident those will get your message across, there’s an emoji of a ball-gagged and blindfolded man. “Almost 20 percent of all Grindr messages use emojis,” creative director of Grindr told the New York Times. “There’s this shift going on culturally and we need to follow the users where they’re taking us,” he said. Grindr, instead of a high-five, you get a giant hand slapping an ass!

Feel like getting naughty yourself? Well, we say: peach with a telephone emoji!

Check out more about Grindr’s new gay emojis: https://www.mirror.co.uk/tech/grindrs-new-custom-emojis-theyre-10032706

High-Tech Condom Ring Will Measure Your Sexual Performance 

Image Source: British Condoms

The world’s first smart condom, i.Con, is the newest device like a Fitbit—only for your dick. The Manufacturer British Condoms is behind the wearable condom ring that will measure everything guys have ever wanted to know about how they fuck. It’s being billed as “the future of wearable technology in the bedroom,” and for $75 (once it’s released sometime in 2017), guys can wear the ring with a condom during sex to “track” their sexual performance.

“The i.Con tracks speed, ‘average thrust velocity,’ duration, skin temperature, girth, calories burned (no joke) and frequency of sessions,” reports HuffPo. But perhaps the most sci-fi part is how men can measure statistics to see how they stack up to the “average” and “best” performers. British Condoms vows that “all data will be kept anonymous, but users will have the option to share their recent data with friends, or, indeed the world.” Well, this will definitely give men a whole new way to brag about their sex life…

Want to see how you measure up? You’ll find only the “best” performers here!

Check out more about the wearable condom that tracks your fucking: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/icon-condom-app_us_58b911e0e4b0b99894167584

The Best Emojis For When You Want Sex But Don’t Want To Use Words

SextingLooking to add a little creativity to your sexting game? Look no further than emojis, the playful, clever supplement to the usual dick or nude pic.

Here are the best emojis to let your partner know what you’re in the mood for when you’re feeling frisky—but don’t want to use words.

 

 

Anilingus: Girl, Giant Tongue, Peach

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The peach is everyone’s favorite sexual innuendo for ass. Add in a giant tongue and a girl who looks like she’s dying for a rim job, and you’ve got the perfect emoji recipe for eating ass!

69: 6, 9, Tongue Face

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Straight to the point. 69 is a classic sex position for a reason, and this emoji sext perfectly conveys that.

Starfish: Star, Fish, Sly Smile Face

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Again, this straightforward sext will let your partner know you are DTS (down to starfish).

 

Circle Jerk: Circle, Fist, Eggplant, Water Drops 

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We think this emoji combo will get your message across nicely.

Titty Fucking: Coconut, Eggplant, Coconut

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This will make anyone hungry for some sweet, sweet coconut! And eggplant!

Cunnilingus: Eager-Looking Kneeling Guy, Giant Tongue

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Bustle says, “That big tongue is a little intimidating, but there’s no denying that this guy looks perfectly positioned to perform a little oral magic.”

Scissoring: Two Dancing Girls, Scissors

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These ladies look like they’re ready for action!

 

Feeling frisky yourself? Come show us what you’re in the mood for!

Check out more great emojis for sexting: https://www.bustle.com/articles/85579-10-best-sex-positions-as-told-in-emoji-because-sometimes-youre-just-too-lazy-to-sext

These Synthetic Life-Size Male Sex Dolls Are The Hottest New Sex Toy Around

Image Source: Sinthetics on Twitter

Image Source: Sinthetics on Twitter

Looking for a sexual partner that will do whatever you want him to—and look exactly how you want him to? Look no further than the US company Sinthetics, which manufactures life-size silicone sex dolls specifically tailored to your tastes and fantasies. The dolls are not only uncannily life-like, but they also come with interchangeable flaccid and erect penises in whatever size, shape, color, etc. you choose.

These obedient sex companions will never cheat on you, and because you can manipulate them however you want, you can endlessly indulge all your naughtiest sexual fantasies. Of course, creating the man (or slave) of your dreams comes with a hefty price-tag: male Sinthetics start at $5,900 plus shipping, and any upgrades will add to the final price tag. The company also sells female sex dolls, but the male ones with shockingly realistic details such as cut or uncut penises, varied scrotum size, pubic hair and nipples will be the hottest and coolest thing you see all day.

Want to indulge your sexual fantasies? Come get exactly what you want right here!

Check out more about shockingly realistic male sex dolls on the GailyGrind

The Virtual Blow Job Is Here 

Screenshot from YouTuber CamSoda

Screenshot from YouTuber CamSoda

For the first time in history, you can have virtual sex online. The webcam company CamSoda is introducing simulated blow jobs using teledildonic technology. A cam girl gives a blow job to a dildo that collects “sensory data,” which is then transferred to a sleeve the client wears. So, according to CamSoda, by using this technology “you feel exactly what the girls are doing on the device.”

Teledildonics works by multiple sensors that feel pressure and then relay the information to a sleeve over the internet. The vibrator gets “feedback” such as speed and intensity from the sleeve. And because you can see the girl giving a blow job while feeling what’s happening at the same time, it’s supposedly like it’s really happening. This technology could be a game changer for couples in long distance relationships and for those who want to have sex but don’t have someone to do it with—given you have a cock, that is.

Want to have an exciting new experience yourself? We’ve got all the “feedback” you need right here!

Check out more about the virtual blow job in the YouTube video below or visit Daily Dot for more!