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Trump Joked That Sarah Sanders Should Have Sex With Kim Jong-Un

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Trump made an off-color joke involving one of his staff members and a vicious dictator. In Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ new book, Speaking for Myself, she tells a story about Trump suggesting she take “one for the team” and have sex with North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un. According to the Guardian, Jong-un winked at Sanders during a 2018 summit in Singapore.

Sanders says she related this to Trump, who said, “Kim Jong-un hit on you! He did! He fucking hit on you!” He added, “Well, Sarah, that settles it. You’re going to North Korea and taking one for the team!” Trump continued, “Your husband and kids will miss you, but you’ll be a hero to your country!” Sanders did not find this exchange funny, unlike the three other men present who yucked it up with Trump.

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Check out more about Trump joking about Sarah Sanders fucking Kim Jong-un: https://www.dailydot.com/debug/trump-joked-sanders-sleep-with-jong-un/

Man Accidentally Streams Porn For Family Instead Of Playing Music

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An uncle was left red-faced after being caught accidentally playing porn for his family members. The man was trying to play music, but instead X-rated videos popped up on the screen, to which his family members are seen screaming and giggling in the background. The screen showed a woman mid-sex act as the clumsy uncle desperately tried to close the browser.

“Caught a fucking belter! Oh my God!” the woman yells on the video, using Scottish slang for an incompetent person. The 17-second clip has gone viral, receiving more than 6.4 million views. What a boob!

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Check out more about a man accidentally streaming porn for his family: https://nypost.com/2020/08/11/man-accidentally-streams-porn-hub-for-entire-family/

BDSM Cruise Ship Has Limited Fetishists Aboard This Year

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Kinksters are continuing their tradition of partying on the “Torture Ship” in Germany. Typically, 600 passengers would board the BDSM boat, but no more than 250 people were allowed to take part this year because of Covid-19. Strict mask requirements were in place for passengers, and ship security were told to make sure distancing and hygiene rules were observed by all fetishists.

The cruise usually brings thousands of onlookers to ports, but this year the piers were closed in advance to discourage crowds from gathering. A spokesman for the Torture Ship said the organizer had made every effort to comply with Germany’s coronavirus restrictions. The spokesman said he deliberately chose to attend the event in spite of the pandemic, saying: “It’s not profitable. But it’s about giving people a perspective out of the dilemma.”

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Check out more about the Torture Ship having limited kinksters aboard this year: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8679023/Up-200-leather-clad-sex-fetish-fans-world-cavort-annual-S-M-river-cruise-Germany.html

“Pod Damn America” Host’s BDSM Porn Leaks

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Fans are seeing Pod Damn America host Jake Flores in a far kinkier way. The podcast personality starred in a BDSM porn, which recently got leaked. Flores, a standup comedian and co-host of the “gothic socialist podcast,” shared the details of the kinky video on Twitter.

“Hello internet. Today the Legion of Skanks has decided to out me by disseminating a FEMDOM style PORNO video I made with a friend of mine who is a sex worker and a fantastic lady,” Flores tweeted. “In the video I eat my own CUM. 10 stars, would go again.” Flores accused Legion of Skanks’ star Luis Gomez of leaking the video, adding “I don’t understand the point that is being made by doing this, Luis Gomez is literally on film sucking [comedian] Robert Kelly’s dick, presumably so something funny would finally come out of his mouth,” Flores continued. “Obviously we’re all degenerates.”

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Check out more about a podcast host’s BDSM porn being leaked: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/pod-damn-america-bdsm-porn-reddit/

Couple Busted Having Sex On Packed Train

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One horny couple was raring to go on a train recently. The couple was busted having oral sex and fucking in the carriage of a packed train. When approached by transit officers at the train station following their public fuck fest, the man told them: “I had to do it.”

Public Transport Authority prosecutor told the court the pair engaged in “fellatio” and “sexual intercourse.” It didn’t help that the man became “aggressive” when confronted by the officers and threatened to “knock you two out.” The amorous pair were fined $1,800 and ordered to pay $225 in court costs—but the memories are priceless.

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Check out more about a couple busted for having sex on a packed train: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8546379/Couple-busted-having-SEX-WA-train-boyfriend-tells-court-just-it.html

Women Share The Things They Wish Men Wouldn’t Copy From Porn During Sex

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A Reddit user asked women to share things guys copy from porn that aren’t enjoyable, and the discussion got heated. Sometimes what works in porn, does not work in real life—as many women attested to. Whether it’s bad butt sex etiquette or getting too rough too soon, here are 9 things women said they wish men would stop doing from porn.

  1. “Going faster when you tell them something feels good/you’re gonna cum. Pro tip: Don’t change a goddamn thing. Keep up the same pace.”
    Slow and steady wins the race!
  2. “Rubbing the clit like a fucking stain on a shirt. Circular motions, please.”
    PSA: the clit is oh so sensitive!
  3. “Stop jackhammering into us right off the bat. Warm up to it and get us WET. No, spitting on the pussy doesn’t count.”
    Preach!
  4. “When they go from ass to vag. Good way to get an infection. Once you go butthole, you don’t go back.”
    That’s just good hygiene. 
  5. “Slapping the vagina like a used-car salesman trying to sell a 1999 Corolla.”
    Unless she’s into that…
  6. “Don’t grab the titty so fucking hard, bro!”
    Good advice!
  7. “STOP being silent! Please moan; that shit’s hot as hell.”
    Yes!
  8. “Expecting the woman to shoot forth a geyser of fluid. If something happens, it’s a trickle, not Old Faithful.”
    Great Squirt-pectations!
  9. “THREESOMES. I’m bisexual, and literally every guy I’ve been with has asked for one.”
    Well, we see their point..

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Check out more about women sharing the things they wish men wouldn’t do from porn: https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/men-copy-porn

Neighbors Complain About Noisy Sex In Lockdown

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People are finding their neighbor’s loud sex a lot more disruptive now that they work from home. Since lockdown began, private meditators are being paid to “intervene” with amorous neighbors. “We categorize it as bedroom noise,” says a professional mediator. “We get that quite a lot. Especially beds banging up against the wall in adjacent flats.”

One woman needed to confront her neighbors with the aid of a mediator after their loud fuck fests interrupted her zoom meeting with her colleagues. Complaints to the mediation office are now running at three times the usual rate during lockdown, and mediation services range from a few hundred to thousands of dollars. But business is booming as the restrictions on our movements put our relationships with those next door under ever more strain, which maybe explains why people are having so much sex—stress relief.

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Check out more about neighbors hiring mediators because of loud fuck fests: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8491995/Would-pay-1k-shut-neighbours-Noisy-sex-Manic-vacuuming-DIY-2am.html

Tiffany Haddish Says To Stop Racism, “Stop Having Sex”

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Comedian Tiffany Haddish has an interesting theory on how to stop racism: stop having sex. She said, “…I know when I have problems and I want them solved, I just stop having sex and everything’s solved,” Haddish stated during a round table with The Hollywood Reporter. “So, if everybody just stopped having sex, especially if you are in an interracial relationship and your man is white, stop having sex with your white man. Things will change.”

Haddish gave white women the same task, “If you are a white woman and you’ve got a white man, stop having sex with that white man. When a white man ain’t gettin’ no sex, things change, that I know.” One of the participants in the roundtable discussion was comedian Jameela Jamil, who thought the problem was that people weren’t having enough sex. But, Haddish replied, “If a black man ain’t gettin’ no sex he’s going to team up with the white man, ‘Look, brother, we’ve got to figure this out. OK?’”

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Check out more about Tiffany Haddish saying to stop racism, stop having sex: https://www.hiphollywood.com/2020/06/tiffany-haddish-knows-how-to-end-racism-just-stop-having-sex/

Workers Are Masturbating On The Clock, Survey Finds

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Horny employees working from home during the coronavirus pandemic are feeding more than just their hunger during their daily lunch breaks — they’re satisfying their sexual desires, too. According to a new survey, more than 75% of workers are watching X-rated content between the hours of 10 a.m. and 6 p.m. By far the most popular time of day is between 3 p.m. and 4 p.m., with about 90% watching then.

“Remote workers [are beginning to explore] new mid-afternoon pick-me-ups [since] another cup of coffee isn’t cutting it anymore,” says the person behind the survey. They add, “Data shows that with more people working remotely, there has been a dramatic increase in people tuning into porn during the workday.” The survey points toward a “masturbation revolution,” which comes at a time when work-related stress is at an all-time high. “Having those few minutes to yourself releases the perfect amount of endorphins to help you get through that mid-afternoon hump,” they explained.

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Check out more about masturbating while working from home: https://nypost.com/2020/06/22/masturbating-on-the-clock-youre-definitely-not-alone-survey/

NYC’s Hottest Sex Club Is Doing Socially Distanced Orgies

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A members-only sex club in NYC is open for frisky business. During Phase Two of reopening, the group called NSFW has opened their clubhouse doors again with an assortment of new rules and regulations that take the risk out of risqué. “We had to figure out how to do this in the safest way possible, where no one feels at risk or in danger, but can still enjoy themselves,” says NSFW founder.

In addition to the city-issued guidelines for group sex, including to fuck in a well-ventilated area and keep alcohol-based sanitizer on hand, the club also drafted additional safety precautions. They include mandatory temperature checks at the door, bringing a separate change of clean clothes in a plastic bag, wearing a mask and gloves, using sanitation stations throughout the space, and of course, “no new sex,” which means you can’t hook up with anyone besides the partner you came with. “We have enough room to give each other space, so we’re asking members to engage in a ‘no new play’ policy, which means come and play with a partner and experience NSFW for the exhibitionist and voyeuristic sides of it,” says NSFW of the 3,000-square-foot clubhouse the group uses for sex parties.

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Check out more about a NYC sex club doing socially distanced orgies: https://nypost.com/2020/06/22/a-soho-sex-club-reopens-amid-coronavirus/