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LoveSync’s Idea For Sex Buttons Is Being Mocked Online

white-1822497_640The newest idea in “sextech” just happens to be a very, very bad idea. There’s a Kickstarter by a company called LoveSync that has created buttons to press when you want to have sex with your partner. The Kickstarter says LoveSync is “an entirely new way to increase your sexual frequency and boost your romantic relationship with the simple press of a button”—but social media isn’t having it.

Why would a couple need a button to let each other know they want to fuck? As one person on social media says, “lol just tell your partner you’re horny, and if they’re also horny, like go to town my dudes. This is fucking dumb.” Another person quips, “it really gets my going when a man calls upon me to deliver sex by wordlessly pushing a usb-powered button.” We’re baffled by the feature that lets you “cancel” your request for sex by holding down the button for 4-seconds—maybe you could simply communicate with the person you’re having sex with?

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Check out more about sex buttons: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/lovesync-sex-button-kickstarter/

‘World’s Most Identical Twins’ Take Turns Having Sex With Shared Boyfriend

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Sisters Anna and Lucy DeCinque revealed that they share a lot more than just genes. The sisters appeared on an Australian TV show to discuss their “unconventional,” polyamorous relationship with their shared boyfriend of eight years. They admitted to taking turns when having sex with him – and that they are both present while getting it on.

The sisters explained, “We sleep in a king size bed, bigger than a king size bed – about six inches more,” adding that they sleep on either side of their boyfriend. Lucy said, “There’s no jealousy in the relationship: if he will kiss Anna, he will kiss me, Lucy.” Anna added: “he doesn’t judge us. He gets double the love, double the attention.”

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Check out more about identical sisters who take turns fucking their shared boyfriend: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6683145/Worlds-identical-twins-turns-sex-shared-boyfriend.html

Gay Porn Star Who Posted Video Of Public Orgy Online Is Fined

9741737763_d422cd07c8_zA gay porn star who had an orgy in front of shocked subway passengers has been fined for his “lewd behavior.” The sex happened not only openly in front of passengers, but was then posted online with the tag: ‘Outrageously horny, couldn’t help ourselves.’ The three-minute, X-rated clip shows a full range of sex activities involving the porn star HungYoungBrit, who openly advertises his pornographic activity on his Twitter page and is hoping to earn himself an award in America’s porn industry.

The porn star tweeted, ‘Full on live sex in front of general public on subway train. It is outrageously horny we could not stop ourselves 100 per cent genuine footage.’ In court, the porn star claimed the orgy was not planned and that the place where they were having sex was empty. He also argued that his naughty twitter posts were only available on the ‘adult part’ of Twitter.

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Check out more about a gay porn star posting a video online of his public orgy: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6657341/Gay-porn-star-ex-boyfriend-romped-tube-appear-court.html

Couple’s Dog Rips Open Neighbor’s Package And Finds A Dildo Inside

Images Source: Primal HardwereYou can imagine a couple’s surprise after their dog ripped open a package meant for a neighbor and discovered a six-inch dildo. They took the package in for the neighbor and thought it would be safe tucked behind the front door. Then they discovered their dog had ripped it open and had been playing with the bright pink sex toy inside.

Of course, they filmed the dog lying next to the “toy” wagging her tail and surrounded by pieces of ripped up cardboard. “She’s chewed it up. It’s chewable and rubber like a toy. She looked so proud of herself. She came over like ‘are you going to throw it for me?’” says the man. The video’s gone viral, but the anonymous, embarrassed neighbor wants to keep what little remains of her privacy.

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Check out more about a dog playing with a neighbor’s dildo: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6708371/Labrador-rips-open-neighbours-parcel-finds-bright-pink-sex-toy.html

SNL Offers Solution For Distracting Your Dog During Sex

cup-1010916_1920Finally, Saturday Night Live has come up with the perfect product to distract your pet during a hot sexual encounter: a giant dog costume you can fuck in! “Don’t let your fur baby ruin the intimate moment you’ve waited for all week,” the SNL mock ad implores. “Now you don’t have to with Pound Puppy, the furry dog costume big enough for two people to have sex in.”

Once inside you can “go to town,” and your dog will just think there’s just a much larger dog in the room, SNL explains. Pound Puppy gives you “the privacy you need and your dog gets a new best friend.” The costume is big enough for any sex position you’re in the mood for, which means your “dog will smile while you doggie-style.” Thanks for the brilliant idea, SNL!

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Check out more about SNL’s mock ad for a dog costume you can fuck in: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/snl-pound-puppy-sex-solution_n_5c68f9cbe4b033a799434aa0

Sex Is Ruining One Of The Most Popular Nude Beaches In The World

Screen Shot 2015-08-06 at 4.12.01 PMFrisky tourists hooking up on Ibiza’s most famous nudist beach is causing massive damage to the island’s protected sand dunes. Environmentalists say sex on the beach is to blame for the erosion of the famous, but delicate, dunes which are part of Ses Salines Natural Park. Geologists and biologists explain that the excessive sexual activity is causing damage which can’t be undone and has turned the zone into an “outdoor riding arena.”

Sexual activity is “degrading” the landscape and a unique geological system. This is because frequent sex is uprooting fragile plants on the sand which are vital for the environment. Websites promote Es Cavallet as “an ideal place to walk naked and look for a lover” among the sand dunes. “If you feel like it, you can walk through the dunes in search of ‘adventures’”.

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Check out more about how sex is ruining a famous nude beach: https://nypost.com/2019/01/30/sex-is-ruining-one-of-the-most-popular-nude-beaches-in-the-world/

A Suburban House With A Sex Dungeon Has Gone Viral

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A Philadelphia real estate listing called “50 Shades of Maple Glen” has gone viral. The house boasts a lovely brick colonial with five bedrooms, an updated kitchen, and a “private adult sexual oasis” in the basement! It’s been viewed more than 500,000 times on Redfin since it went live less than 24 hours ago.

The house was staged with full BDSM gear and a sex swing in the basement’s sex dungeon. In photos on Zillow and Redfin, there are whips and chains hanging from rafters, a bed with a cage for the headboard, sex toys, and various sex pillows strewn around the room. Who doesn’t want a basement with ample space for bondage equipment and sex parties?!

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Check out more about a suburban house with a sex dungeon going viral: https://slate.com/human-interest/2019/02/philadelphia-sex-house-interview-with-realtor-melissa-leonard.html

You Can Now Buy An Aquaman Dildo

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You can now enjoy Aquaman in a much more intimate way. Sex toy company Geeky Sex Toys have just released AquaMoan, a silicone dildo which features a scaly texture and curves reminiscent of the Justice League hero. This is the company that previously made toys inspired by franchises like the Avengers, Star Wars, and Guardians of the Galaxy.

Geeky Sex Toys’ philosophy is to make toys that are entertaining and visually pleasing, not just … pleasing in other ways. The $61 sex toy is a limited release of 500. For more underwater adventures, there’s also a Shape of Water inspired Fish-man dildo that was released earlier this year by XenoCatArtifacts’s Etsy store. We have a feeling these aquatic sex toys will be perfect for the shower!

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Check out more about a new Aquaman dildo: https://mashable.com/article/aquaman-dildo-sex-toy/#_vuZbdOJMPq9

Arizona Bill Would Tax Internet Porn To Fund Border Wall

KreampieKittyKatt01An Arizona lawmaker is calling for a tax on internet porn to fund Trump’s proposed border wall. Introduced by Rep. Gail Griffin (R-Ariz.), House Bill 2444 would impose a $20 fee for anyone wishing to view adult content online. The legislation would force distributers of any device capable of accessing the internet to install software that blocks access to pornography.

Only users who have paid the fee and proven themselves to be over 18 years of age would be permitted to bypass the filter. Not only that, but any distributor who fails to backdoor their devices with the porn-blocking software would be guilty of a class 1 misdemeanor. Aside from aiding a border wall, the legislation also calls for distributing funds to other areas including mental health services, temporary housing, and assistance for school districts and law enforcement.

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Check out more about an internet porn bill to fund Trump’s border wall: https://www.dailydot.com/debug/arizona-porn-tax-border-wall/

Donald Trump’s Televised Address Gets ‘Sex Tape Audio’ Edit

white-male-1834072_640Many Americans opted not to watch President Donald Trump’s Oval Office address—including porn star Stormy Daniels, who live-streamed herself folding laundry during the speech. It seems people on Twitter had a more entertaining idea for how to watch the footage: stripping the words to show only Trump’s breathing and sniffing. The result, as one Twitter user says, is “Donald Trump ASMR my new worst obsession.”

The oval office “sex tape audio” edit inevitably prompted some amusing responses online: “This was actually the sex tape audio with Stormy Daniels, same duration and sign off.” Another tweet said, “I watched all of this and none of the original, but feel like I heard the best parts anyway.” Or to put it another way: “this is what hold music sounds like in hell.”

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Check out more about Donald Trump’s speech getting a sex tape audio edit:https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-oval-office-address-edited_us_5c35ba83e4b0f5aba7d9a087