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Arizona Bill Would Tax Internet Porn To Fund Border Wall

An Arizona lawmaker is calling for a tax on internet porn to fund Trump’s proposed border wall. Introduced by Rep. Gail Griffin (R-Ariz.), House Bill 2444 would impose a $20 fee for anyone wishing to view adult content online. The legislation would force distributers of any device capable of accessing the internet to install software that blocks access to pornography.

Only users who have paid the fee and proven themselves to be over 18 years of age would be permitted to bypass the filter. Not only that, but any distributor who fails to backdoor their devices with the porn-blocking software would be guilty of a class 1 misdemeanor. Aside from aiding a border wall, the legislation also calls for distributing funds to other areas including mental health services, temporary housing, and assistance for school districts and law enforcement.

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Check out more about an internet porn bill to fund Trump’s border wall: https://www.dailydot.com/debug/arizona-porn-tax-border-wall/

Donald Trump’s Televised Address Gets ‘Sex Tape Audio’ Edit

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Many Americans opted not to watch President Donald Trump’s Oval Office address—including porn star Stormy Daniels, who live-streamed herself folding laundry during the speech. It seems people on Twitter had a more entertaining idea for how to watch the footage: stripping the words to show only Trump’s breathing and sniffing. The result, as one Twitter user says, is “Donald Trump ASMR my new worst obsession.”

The oval office “sex tape audio” edit inevitably prompted some amusing responses online: “This was actually the sex tape audio with Stormy Daniels, same duration and sign off.” Another tweet said, “I watched all of this and none of the original, but feel like I heard the best parts anyway.” Or to put it another way: “this is what hold music sounds like in hell.”

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Check out more about Donald Trump’s speech getting a sex tape audio edit:https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-oval-office-address-edited_us_5c35ba83e4b0f5aba7d9a087

Twitch User Banned After Streaming Himself Getting Oral Sex

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Twitch was not pleased about a user receiving sexual pleasure on their site. A streamer named Etole11 appeared to show himself getting oral sex on a live broadcast, prompting the platform to ban him. The clip went viral on the LiveStreamFail subreddit.

In his video, Etole11 was sitting down, and a woman’s head bobbed up and down near his groin. At one point, he grabbed her blonde hair in his hands. Somebody who was watching asked, “Is she giving you head on stream LMAO.” Then the woman got up from the kneeling position and Etole11 responded by saying, “Nah, that’s against terms and policies … obviously.”

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Check out more about a Twitch user live-streaming himself getting oral sex: https://www.dailydot.com/upstream/twitch-oral-sex-ban-etole11/

Fetishist Caught Licking Doorbell For Hours

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One family in California was very surprised by what they saw on their security camera—a strange man licking their doorbell. If that wasn’t weird enough, the doorbell licker allegedly licked the family’s device for over three hours. They spotted the man thanks to their newly-installed security cameras, but it seems they weren’t necessarily prepared for what they saw.

“I thought, ‘Oh boy, that is just weird,’” said the woman to the local news station. The doorbell-fetishist didn’t attempt to enter the home or cause any serious damage, but police say he could be hit with misdemeanor charges for prowling and petty theft. As one commenter said, “Hey… cut him some slack. Some guys never even learn where the button is.” But hey, he’s got some serious stamina!

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Check out more about a doorbell fetishist: https://jezebel.com/man-licks-doorbell-1831596976

Cardi B Was ‘Baptized’ By Offset’s Dick

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Cardi B’s very public plea for sex with Offset ended with a happy ending—literally. The rapper took to the internet to describe how badly she wanted Offset’s dick to “demolish” and “destroy” her. The pair split, and Cardi B was clear about what she would really miss about her ex (hint: his cock).

After photos of them in Puerto Rico surfaced, she addressed rumors that she and Offset had reunited on Instagram: “I had to get fucked. That’s all.” She added, “I feel rejuvenated, bitch. I feel baptized. I feel like a brand new fucking woman.” Amen to good sex with an ex!

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Check out more about Cardi B fucking her ex: https://pagesix.com/2018/12/24/cardi-bs-wish-for-sex-with-offset-finally-comes-true/?_ga=2.237736768.1777038648.1549152593-508620096.1543975535

Political Dominatrix Humiliates Conservative Submissives

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A political dominatrix in the UK finds pleasure in humiliating her clients—who are all white, right-wing men. She exclusively dominates white conservatives, explaining “I could never be mean to someone who wasn’t white, because the world is run by white men, isn’t it?” The dominatrix’s desire to be a political dominatrix stems from her interest in powerful women and the shame surrounding certain fetishes.

With her work, she looks to shift the balance of power between the sexes. Instead of using whips and clamps, she relies on words and her intelligence to degrade her male clients. The political dominatrix plans on giving the proceeds of her new book to a UK-based sex workers’ collective, explaining she is “trying to use these men to help women make money as well.”

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Check out more about a political dominatrix who exclusively dominates conservatives: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6447821/Political-dominatrix-uses-mind-games-turn-right-wing-men-socialists.html

Jeff Bezos’ Sext Is Now A Meme

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Jeff Bezos is much better at running a billion dollar empire than he is at sexting. According to the National Enquirer, Bezos sexted this to news anchor Lauren Sanchez: “I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.” The horny, strange sexts sparked some very creative memes from the internet.

As one Twitter user said, “Jeff Bezos sexts like he’s an AI in a human suit.” Another tweet asked, “which version is worse though: ‘I love you, ALIVE GIRL’; ‘I love you ALIVE, girl’; ‘I love you, a LIVE GIRL.’?” But perhaps the most, ahem, on-the-nose tweet: “just got a sext from jeff bezos reading: “i’ll be over soon with my eyes, nose, mouth, head, body, legs, neck, ears, fingers and of course blood. Xx’ fuckin hot SHIT!!!”

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Check out more about Jeff Bezo’s strange sexts: https://mashable.com/article/jeff-bezos-i-love-you-alive-girl-sext-meme/#mjKLDC.cmiqn

Gay Men Caught Having Threesome On Subway

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Three men who filmed themselves having an orgy on a London subway train in front of shocked passengers recently plead guilty to public indecency. It turns out one of the men is a gay porn actor who reportedly filmed the sex scene for his website. The orgy was filmed live with the porn star, his boyfriend, and a yet-to-be identified man.

On the porn star’s website, he describes the porn as “complete on live sex at front of general public on subway train … and there are lots of normal members of people watching in disbelief.” British Transport Police were contacted to a report of a video which had been posted online showing three men engaged in explicit sexual acts on a train. Police reported that the online video showed “full sex, oral sex and masturbation in the presence of the traveling members of the public.”

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Check out more about a gay porn orgy filmed on a subway: https://nypost.com/2019/01/18/men-caught-filming-threesome-on-subway-were-actually-making-porn/

Photographer Posts Video Of Himself Having Sex On Great Pyramid

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A Danish photographer is being investigated by Egyptian authorities after he posted a photo and video of himself having sex at the top of the Great Pyramid of Giza. The naughty video was also posted on YouTube, showing the photographer and a woman climbing the pyramid before having sex completely naked atop the 4,500-year-old structure. “He appears to be in the missionary position with a woman on top of the world-famous landmark, with Cairo in the background,” reports Daily Dot.

Egypt’s Ministry of Antiquities said the incident “violates public morality” and “has requested the Attorney General launch an investigation.” They added, “One hundred percent it is photoshopped…There is no way anyone can enter the Pyramids area at night.” The (probably fake) video was taken down, but the photo remains on the photographer’s website.

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Check out more about a photographer who posted a video of himself having sex on the Great Pyramid: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/photographer-having-sex-great-pyramid/

Chrissy Teigen Talked About Vaginal Steaming On New Year’s Eve

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Chrissy Teigen looked back on what was really important in 2018 while co-hosting NBC’s New Year’s Eve show. The supermodel surprised viewers by chatting about vaginal steaming with fellow co-host Carson Daily. “Classical vaginal steaming … yeah, I like to steam my vag,” Teigen said as a photo that she posted on Instagram of her doing the treatment popped up on screen.

“Listen, I don’t like to do it, but if GP [Gwyneth Paltrow] tells me to do it, I’m kinda into it,” Teigen added. The caption to the photo she posted on Instagram read, “Face mask / heat pad / vagina steam no I don’t know if any of this works but it can’t hurt right? *vagina dissolves*.” Obviously, some viewers didn’t love watching Teigen talk about her vag on national television during NYE—but we say, more (pussy) power to you, Chrissy Teigen!

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Check out more about Chrissy Teigen talking about vaginal steaming on NBC’s NYE show: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/chrissy-teigen-vaginal-steaming-nbc-new-years-eve_us_5c2cf14be4b05c88b7050a43

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