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There’s Now A Steven Universe Porn Parody Game

Steven Universe: The Movie is out now, but what if you want something more, ahem, intimate than a new movie? If so, you’re in luck: there’s also a porn parody game called Gem Blast, starring Pearl and Amethyst. Gem Blast tells players to “behave” themselves with Pearl and Amethyst–but the two prove ridiculously horny and proceed to show their affection with a rather hands-on approach.

Developed by programmer Rilogator and artist Digitalkaiju, Gem Blast’s creators “plan on doing more content like this (and hopefully better)” in the near future, along with adding more material to the game. Both loved Steven Universe, and they figured a porn parody of a popular series “would be a straightforward way to gain an audience quickly” for future games. The game racked up over 13,000 views by fans who want to fuck the Crystal Gems, along with an additional 4,500 visits on itch.io.

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Check out more about the new Steven Universe porn parody game: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/steven-universe-porn-game/

Randy Realtor Published Graphic Selfie In Home Listing

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A real estate agent found a risqué way to get home buyers’ attention: using an X-rated image in a property listing. The Nashville real estate agent uploaded the NSFW selfie to an online home listing. Beyond photos of the home’s charming brick exterior, roomy eat-in kitchen and formal dining room, prospective buyers also got a XXX shot of the naked realtor, snapped through a mirror, getting a blowjob from an anonymous woman.

The woman is naked and on her knees on the bed, with her ass in the air facing the mirror as he snaps the picture. The racy image has since been taken down, but he confirmed that the photo was of him and that he indeed uploaded it, though he wouldn’t say if it was on purpose or accidental. It also doesn’t appear that the man ever officially had the listing for this home, per Realtor.com…

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Check out more about a realtor posting an X-rated selfie in a home listing: https://nypost.com/2019/08/29/randy-realtor-publishes-graphic-sex-selfie-in-home-listing/

Two Iranian Politicians’ Sex Tapes Leaked

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Two Iranian politicians who preach morality under strict Islamic law have had their sex tapes leaked. The videos were posted by activists to expose the hypocrisy of male lawmakers. The first is said to have captured Ali Mohammad Ahmadi – the former governor of Kohgiluyeh and Boyer-Ahmad – having sex with an unidentified woman.

A second showed a naked Abbas Malekzadeh, the mayor of Sadra, caressing a nude woman. Adultery and sex outside of marriage are illegal under Iranian law and can carry the death penalty. An anonymous activist said, “People see these videos as just more proof of government officials’ hypocrisy. These men have the right to have sexual relations, of course… but the men in question are officials of the Islamic Republic, a country with a morality police that arrests people for dating out of wedlock.” They added, “This hypocrisy is what makes people so angry, not their sex lives.”

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Check out more about two Iranian politicians’ leaked sex tapes: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7406967/Two-Iranian-politicians-sex-tapes-leaked-expose-hypocrisy.html

Wives Are Getting Their Husbands To Do Chores With Sex

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Three bars of soap of orange, white and green colors, next to a double sided bathing sponge with a porous texture. All these hygiene items are on top of a folded white towel made from a fluffy fabric.

“Choreplay,” or exchanging chores for sex, is the latest hashtag making waves on social media. Wives are cheekily coupling #choreplay with images of clean rooms to show that their husbands have been busy around the house—and they’re about to get busy in bed as a reward. Fans of the practice say it’s a fun, effective way to keep the household running smoothly.

Popular Instagram influencer Bri Dietz shared an image with her nearly 80,000 followers of her and her husband kissing while holding up a letter board, reading: “helping with housework so you can get lucky is called choreplay.” Another woman on Instagram said, “As a working mom, the last thing I want to do when I get home from work, is to do more work, like laundry and dishes. If my husband wants a no-questions-asked free pass for sex, he will get it if he checks off those boxes, especially if he does so before he’s asked.” To get in the mood, she will sometimes hand her husband his to-do list while wearing a tight cleavage-revealing dress: “It’s so much better than nagging, and puts us both in a good place.”

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Check out more about “choreplay”: https://nypost.com/2019/08/28/wives-are-bribing-their-husbands-with-sex-to-get-chores-done/

Inside The Illicit Fetish Parties Held At This Elite Chelsea Penthouse

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12The two-story, 2,500 square-foot penthouse at the Dream Downtown hotel in Chelsea — outfitted with a glass-bottom jacuzzi, rooftop garden terrace, spiraling staircase and crystal chandelier — is the epicenter of some of New York City’s most lascivious parties. One elite sex club, which costs $75,000 and reportedly counts Gwyneth Paltrow and Bill Maher among its fans, regularly hosts orgies at the hotel. Other regular renters of the space include a Big Apple-based foot-fetishist society, a swinger’s club, and WLVS — a private club for wealthy men seeking intimate lap dances with more lenient touching rules than at many strip clubs.

An insider at the hotel said, “Every weird fetish you can think of, they have a party, too.” He added, “Every year during Comic-Con, people dressed up like superheroes rent rooms and bang each other. There’s also older swingers and every type of dominatrix.” According to the insider, big suites go for a lot of money, and with these events hotels can charge even more, adding that he has seen a $5,000 room go for $20,000 a night.

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Check out more about the Chelsea hotel that hosts sex parties in the penthouse: https://nypost.com/2019/08/10/inside-the-illicit-fetish-parties-held-at-this-elite-chelsea-penthouse/

Sex Booths Proposed For Berlin’s Tempelhof Airport

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A former Nazi airfield that is now a public park is set to welcome sex workers in Berlin’s proposed red-light district. The mayor of the city’s central Mitte district is proposing ‘Verichtungsboxen’ boxes – booths where sex workers receive their clientele – be set up at Tempelhof Airport. His proposal for the establishment of the sex booths would include drive-in booths where customers can meet sex workers in their own vehicles.

The proposal came as part of a discussion about street prostitution in his district and how to improve the safety of Berlin’s sex workers. As well as the parking areas at the former airport on Templehofer Damm, he also proposed the central fairground in the Mitte district, or the area under the viaduct of the line U2 at the Bülowbogen as potential sites for the sex booths. “Publicly controlled performance boxes can improve working conditions, especially women’s safety, and reduce the negative impact of prostitution on the living environment,” he said.

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Check out more about sex booths in Berlin: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7351693/Sex-booths-proposed-Berlins-Tempelhof-Airport-former-Nazi-airfield-park.html

Seniors Caught Hooking Up In Connecticut Conservation Area

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It seems seniors in Connecticut have turned a wooded conservation area into their own sexual playground. Cops have caught multiple elderly people hooking up in the open space, including a pair of 80-somethings. Six people—between the ages 62 and 85—were arrested and charged with breach of peace and public indecency.

Cops had received reports of “lewd and sexual activity” going down in the conservation area and decided to launch an investigation. Officers and detectives conducted surveillance and allegedly observed multiple violations. Internet searches show advertisements on a “City Hookup Guide” site for the space, which is reportedly described as a meet-up spot. Naughty, naughty frisky seniors!

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Check out more about seniors caught hooking up in a conservation area: https://nypost.com/2019/08/20/seniors-caught-hooking-up-in-connecticut-conservation-area/

Woman In Swimsuit Invades Champions League Final, Promotes Porn

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A woman in a swimsuit caught an entire stadium’s attention when she ran onto the pitch of the Champions League final in the UK. The scantily-clad woman showed off her assets before security ushered her off the field and the fun stopped. Apparently, the pseudo-streaker was promoting a porn website.

The adult entertainment site was launched by her boyfriend, a Russian-American YouTube personality. He wrote on Instagram following her racy stunt, “My fucking baby girl just streaked Champions League Final, so proud of you, you’re my everything.” These two hit “sex sells” out of the park…

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Check out more about a woman invading a Champions League final to promote porn: https://nypost.com/2019/06/01/woman-invades-champions-league-final-field-promotes-porn/

Women Are Taking Dominatrix Classes To Lure Manhattan Billionaires

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A dominatrix has launched a one-of-a-kind class for women who want to hook up with powerful men that want to be dominated. She said that BDSM attracts so many CEO-types because “the amount of control these men have is astronomical” and they’re looking for “somebody to tell them what to do for once.” She hosts the classes in her Soho loft—the four sessions cost $2,000—to teach women everything from the ABCs of BDSM to psychological techniques they can use.

Some of the skills the students learn is “how to get into a man’s head” — and how to treat social, romantic and professional interactions like a game between a dom and a sub. “It was all upper-class women, everyone from CEOs to private-school moms,” one of the students said. “I think we were all kind of shocked. No one said anything at first. The mistress showed us bonds, whips and devices to put on men’s private parts.” The dominatrix hopes to make “domming the new pole dancing.”

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Check out more about a dominatrix’s class for women who want to lure kinky, rich men in NYC: https://nypost.com/2019/08/03/women-are-taking-dominatrix-classes-to-lure-powerful-manhattan-billionaires/

These Cheese Descriptions Are Super Horny

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From descriptions like “voluptuously creamy” to “super thrusts,” some take the concept of “cheese lover” a little too literally. These cheesemongers’ sensual, arousing words sound just like they were selling sex. Here are 8 examples of how cheese is truly the best food porn.

“It’s full of rich, voluptuously creamy textures punctuated with a little spicy lift from the blue veining. It develops a melt-in-the-mouth creaminess.”
Mmm, creamy and veiny!
“Pierce the grooved, burnt sienna rind to start the glossy, liquid gold running. Its pungent meatiness will stick with you, both on your palate and in your memory.”
Liquid gold running, indeed!
“Known as the cheddar of Spain, Mahon will serenade your palate like a Spanish conquistador of flavor with a guitar made of desire.”
¡Que sexy!
“Like an Italian bodybuilder, this cheese sweats oil and has the physique to match; tight yet supple, balanced, and rugged on the outside.”
We’re drooling.
“a savory warrior delivering sharp thrusts of sea salt, umami, and seasoned meat to the palate with a lingering zest at the finish. Its firm, granular paste maintains a glossy mouthfeel as a result of the incredible richness and abundance of butterfat content in the sheep’s milk it is produced from.”
This cheese likes it hard and deep!
“Eyes rolling to the ceiling good.”
And toes curling, too!
“wild and untamed, with a luscious, oozing texture, this cheese practically gets down on its knees and begs to be paired with a luscious, ruddy farmhouse saison.”
Hot.
“ever-so-delicately drilled and filled with rich truffle paste. The result is a visually stunning cheese that manages to taste even better than she looks.”
Tongues wagging…

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Check out more about super horny descriptions of cheese: https://mashable.com/article/horny-sexual-sensual-cheese-profiles-descriptions/