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People Shared Things They Find “Erotic” That Involve No Nudity

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BuzzFeed wanted to know what really gets peoples’ motors running—that doesn’t involve sex. Somehow, the responses are equal parts SFW and NSFW. Here’s what readers find erotic that have absolutely nothing to do with fucking, but still turns them on. 

  1. “When someone touches my hair gently.”
    Foreplay?
  2. “When you’re speaking to a woman and she does the ‘hair tuck’ behind her ears. My heart skips a few beats every time!”
    Subtly sexy…
  3. “When a man slides his belt out of the belt loops of his jeans…it always makes my heart race a little.”
    We see your point!
  4. “When a woman wears a men’s button-down shirt that’s just long enough to cover her so that she doesn’t have to wear pants.”
    Hot!
  5. “Dancing. it sexy to hold my ex and do the move sets together and just look in her eyes the whole time while feeling her body moving under her dress.”
    Is it warm in here or is it you?
  6. “When a woman is lying on her side, and you can see the roller coaster fall and rise of her waist, hips, and legs. This is why art is a thing!”
    Preach!
  7. “Watching a man loosen his tie…especially if it’s done slowly.”
    First the tie, then…
  8. “Specific, but the sound of heels walking on a floor made of marble.”
    So true.

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Check out more about things people find erotic that don’t involve nudity: https://www.buzzfeed.com/alliehayes/erotic-things-that-involve-no-nudity-reddit

Model Claims Sunbathing Her Pussy For Two Hours A Day Has Boosted Her Libido

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A woman has amazed her social media users after revealing she sunbathes her pussy for two hours a day. The woman shared a snap on her Instagram page in which she could be seen presenting her pussy to the sun as part of her morning routine. The racy photo shows her tanned and oiled nude body, from her breasts down to her legs, which are spread open wide.

Sharing the snap, she wrote: “Nothing better than a morning sun.” She argued that “exposing private parts to the sun” can “provide more energy” and “increase libido,” adding that it can also “help you get a good nights sleep.” She also discussed on her OnlyFans account how a lockdown without sex affected her: “It was traumatising. I don’t want a lockdown without sex anymore. Nobody can take it.”

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Check out more about a model sunbathing her pussy: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9014583/Woman-reveals-sunbathing-vagina-two-hours-day-boosted-libido.htm

Nicole Kidman Hopes Viewers Feel “The Desire” In Her Sex Scenes

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Nicole Kidman is no stranger to racy sex scenes, but she wants her latest project to leave viewers stunned. Nicole Kidman hopes viewers of The Undoing can feel “the desire” between her and co-star Hugh Grant. “I hope Hugh and I make a sexy couple,” Kidman said.

She continues, “For it to work, you have to want these people to be together. I hope people want us to be together. I hope that is the desire on screen.” She also revealed she enjoyed watching BBC’s Normal People, and praised its “exquisite” sex scenes. “I hope the generations to come look back and go, ‘Wow!'”

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Check out more about Nicole Kidman wanting viewers to feel the desire in her sex scenes: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8997975/Nicole-Kidman-hopes-viewers-feel-desire-Hugh-Grant-Undoing-sex-scenes.html

Two Major Cities Offered 220 Gallons Of Lube To Combat Election Day Riots

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One porn site gave the expression “work the polls” a whole new meaning this Election Day. Amid fears about rioting, the XXX site came up with a plan to prevent at least some potential destruction. “A popular celebration tactic of years past (most notably for the Philadelphia Eagles when they won the Super Bowl in 2018) is for people to climb street poles,” the cam-girl website explained in a press release.

To deter voters from going straight from the polls to the poles, the company “is offering to deploy vats of lube to New York City and Los Angeles. The lube can be used to grease up dry street poles, thus making it nearly impossible for people to scale them.” The site is offering to send the cities four 55-gallon barrels of lube between them, for a total of 220 gallons of lube. The release concludes with a graphic description of how poles should be lubed: “Just like you would a penis. Start around the base of the pole and work your way up from there.”

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Check out more about a porn site offering NYC and LA 220 gallons of lube to prevent riots: https://nypost.com/2020/11/03/nyc-offered-110-gallons-of-lube-to-grease-poles-combat-riots/

OnlyFans Sex Worker Says She Earns $35,000 A Month After Her Profile Went Viral

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An OnlyFans sex worker who went viral last month after an official Army Twitter account left naughty comments on her nude photos says she is now making $35,000 a month thanks to the tweets. The adult content creator, identified by stage name Quinn Finite, was thrust into the Twitter spotlight after receiving a series of sexually-charged remarks tweeted by the Fort Bragg military base’s profile. The largest army installation in the US sparked controversy after replying to Finite’s X-rated content. 

Within minutes, the explicit tweets had blown up on Twitter, drawing hundreds of replies from users who began trolling the Army account’s page over the gaffe. The blunder posed a PR nightmare for the military base, but to Finite it was like hitting “the jackpot” – boosting her exposure and drawing in hundreds of new subscribers. She is ranked in the top 0.14 percent of earners on the service, with 4,000 subscribers and counting: “You can’t even pay for this kind of promotion.”

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Check out more about an OnlyFans worker making $35,000 a month after going viral on Twitter: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8961935/OnlyFans-sex-worker-track-make-35-000-month-Fort-Bragg-Twitter-incident.html

Weirdly Sexual X-Mas Donut Tweet Goes Viral

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British Twitter is losing it over a weirdly sexual Christmas “Yumnut” donut tweet posted by a notoriously raunchy big-box department store. The tweet’s caption for the donut reads: “Who wants a bite of Santa’s Yumnut? Our yum yum-doughnut hybrids have been given a Christmassy makeover, with delicious flaky pastry layers and a sweet Santa’s belt topping.” Obviously, it was only a matter of time before the wildly suggestive Santa-themed donut went viral.

“I hear Santa’s Yumnut goes particularly well with Seamen’s Nutkum,” one person tweeted in response to the tweet, with an actual snack with that name. This isn’t the first time the store has used suggestive language—the brand is well-known for its sexualized product descriptions. Previous branding has included “Putting The D In Bread,” for bread with added vitamin D.

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Check out more about a sexual X-mas tweet going viral: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/yumnut-marks-spencer-sexual-donut-tweet-memes/

Real Housewives Star Claims She Had Sex With A Ghost

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Real Housewives Of Cheshire’s Lauren Simon claimed she had sex with a ghost—before he dumped her. The reality star made the confession when she visited a psychic, claiming: “I have to admit something really weird. I’ve had sex with a ghost.” The reality star continued, “I actually properly had sex. I knew it wasn’t a dirty dream because it was too real, like something was touching me.”

The psychic said it’s not abnormal for paranormal fuck fests. “This particular ghost that came and had sex, it happened twice, it was a very bizarre feeling but he never came back,” Lauren said. In response to the ghost ghosting her after sex, she said: “I’m not going to be a ghostly booty call, I’ve got my self respect to think of.”

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Check out more about a Real Housewives star claiming she had sex with a ghost: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8914035/RHOCs-Lauren-Simon-claims-sex-GHOST-twice.html

Ariana Grande Drops Horniest Album Yet

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Fans are feeling some things over Ariana Grande’s new album Positions—specifically, in their pants. “Ima leave it open like a door, come inside it/ Even though I’m wifey, you can hit it like a side chick,” she sings on “34 + 35.” (Hint: It equals 69). Other notable songs on the album include “Nasty,” where she talks about being impatient: “Swear it’s just right for ya/ Like this pussy designed for ya,” she sings softly.

Ariana’s lustful lyrics are also relating to a lot of people feeling sexually repressed in quarantine. “Why my pussy throbbing tho with this new album. GODDAMN,” said a fan on Twitter. “Ariana really just asked to be fucked till daylight and she’s never been more relatable than [right now]. Go ahead and get your back cracked sis,” another user tweeted.

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Check out more about Ariana Grande’s new horny album: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/ariana-grande-album-positions-horny-memes/

Church Gets New Altar After Threesome Between Priest And Dominatrices

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The archbishop of New Orleans has consecrated a new altar at a Catholic church in Louisiana after the previous one was the site of a “demonic” threesome between a priest and two dominatrices. “The church is a very holy place,” the archbishop told the congregation. “When a church has been used for unholy things and it has been desecrated, we must drive away the evil spirit, and that is what we do today.”

The church’s former priest was caught recently having sex with two corset-clad dominatrices on the altar by a witness who recorded part of the threesome on their phone then called the cops. The dominatrices who got dragged into the controversy are adult film actresses Mindy Dixon and Melissa Cheng. As he blessed the church’s new altar, the archbishop said that the previous one had been removed and burned, saying “His desecration of the altar is demonic.”

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Check out more about a church getting a new altar after a threesome with a priest and two dominatrices:https://nypost.com/2020/10/11/church-gets-new-altar-after-threesome-between-priest-dominatrices-report/

Emmy Rossum Defends Getting Naked On TV

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“Shameless” star Emmy Rossum was not having it when a man tried to shame her on Twitter for on-screen nudity. She tweeted that she wanted to get an “I’M SPEAKING” t-shirt after the vice presidential debate, in which Kamala Harris clapped back at Mike Pence for interrupting her several times. A man responded crudely, “Yeah your shirts that say I GET PAID TO GET NAKED ON TV are sold out.”

Emmy Rossum is no stranger to racy sex scenes, and she responded unapologetically: “I get paid to tell stories and life sometimes involves this awesome thing called sex. Maybe you’ve just never had any so you don’t know.” In the past, Emmy has spoken out about the importance of women being able to express their sexuality on screen and why she continues to act in scenes featuring explicit sex. She said, “What I think is so interesting about showing sexuality as part of art is no different than showing any other part of life to inform the art. Sexuality is a part of life, I hope, and it’s interesting that the women on the stage get to write, and we get to show characters.”

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Check out more about Emmy Rossum defending sex and nudity on TV: https://www.buzzfeed.com/morganmurrell/emmy-rossum-twitter-response-man-shaming-her-sex-scenes