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There’s A Mysterious Dick Monolith In Germany

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A mysterious monolith in Utah has been in headlines lately, but now there’s another monolith that’s also, ahem, popped up. A wooden “phallus sculpture” was erected (pun intended) on a mountainside in Germany several years ago, which disappeared mysteriously before being replaced in recent days. The new dick is framed by two oblong wooden testicles and is taller than its predecessor but of similar girth.

The original dick appeared on Greuenten Mountain years ago and quickly became a tourist attraction. It is unclear how the big dick got there, but the local lore is that it was placed there by a family who received it as a gift but did not want it and left it in the woods. We can definitely see the appeal: who doesn’t love a huge cock in the middle of an idyllic, snow-capped mountain?

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Sex Therapist Recommends ‘Sex Diet’

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One sex therapist believes she’s discovered the secret to “turbo-charging” your sex life: a sex diet. She believes that what we eat directly affects out ability to have good sex, saying “It’s about improving the very quality of the sex we have by regulating and boosting libido and increasing the power of our orgasms.” Specifically, she’s talking about “sex foods.”

She explains that some foods increase levels of a molecule called nitric oxide, which widens the blood vessels and delivers more blood to our sex organs for a better night of fucking. She argues that eating the right food can “undoubtedly improve performance over time, leading to superior, sustained sex in the long run.” Some of her recommendations include eating spinach for strengthening libido, getting sensual with a sex smoothie, and boosting desire with Omega 3.

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Check out more about a sex diet for better sex: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8975447/Sizzling-sex-diet-make-fall-love-again.html

British Airways Flight Attendant Sells ‘Sex Between Flights’

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A flight attendant for British Airways has a very tempting offer for travelers: fucking. The British Airways stewardess “is selling sex between flights and even offering paying customers the chance to join the Mile High Club.” The flight attendant posts racy pictures on her Facebook page while onboard in her uniform.

Images include her in her underwear, pulling up her skirt, hidden in the galley out of sight of passengers, and one with her legs propped up captioned: “Dear passenger, I am your in flight entertainment. What would you like me to do?” The anonymous flight attendant also earns extra cash by selling her panties online for £25 a pair, and charges more for one-to-one services. In one of her posts, in which she is pictured with a glass of wine between her toes, she claimed she was getting drunk with her pilot “so he can do whatever he wants to me.”

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Check out more about a flight attendant selling sex between and during flights: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8995827/British-Airways-stewardess-selling-sex-flights.html

Bodybuilder Marries Sex Doll

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Congratulations are in order for a bodybuilder from Kazakhstan after his recent wedding—to a sex doll. He says he dated the doll for eight months before proposing. On Instagram, the bodybuilder is shown in a black tux and bow tie, planting a gentle kiss on “Margo,” who wears a revealing white gown as she clutches a bouquet of flowers and stares into the distance.

The couple also shared a romantic first dance in front of dozens of guests who attended the traditional ceremony. Images shared on social media illustrate the couple’s romantic lifestyle, including sunny vacations and bubble baths, captioned with hashtags including #ideal_relationship, #true_love and #happy_wife_happy_life. The bodybuilder also talks about his predilection for kink: “I love being tortured, I can endure a lot of pain. I love to dominate too. Margo is capable of what other people are not capable of.”

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Check out more about a bodybuilder marrying his sex doll: https://nypost.com/2020/11/30/kazakhstani-bodybuilder-marries-sex-doll-after-whirlwind-romance/

Miley Cyrus Has Sex On FaceTime During Pandemic

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Miley Cyrus’ sex life has gone virtual during COVID-19. The pop star hasn’t been dating in person, but has still been getting busy. “I do a lot of FaceTime sex—it’s the safest sex. I’m not getting COVID,” she said in a new interview with Howard Stern.

“I am definitely not going to be doing anything that’s irresponsible for myself or for other people … it’s just ridiculous for anybody that won’t take the right precautions to keep each other safe. It’s fucked up.” Since she had a recent break up, Stern asked if he could fix her up—and whether it mattered if it was with a man or a woman. “I love people, I love who I love, I’ve had relationships with all genders and I’m down,” Cyrus said. “Right now I’m kind of in the mood for some D, but I’m down for whatever, honestly.”

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Check out more about Miley Cyrus’ virtual sex life: https://pagesix.com/2020/12/04/miley-cyrus-has-been-having-a-lot-of-facetime-sex/

“Tiger King” Stars Jeff Lowe And Wife Are Set To Make Big Money With Sex Tapes

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“Tiger King” star Jeff Lowe and his wife Lauren have received an offer to film a sex tape in exchange for a big payout. Jeff and Lauren Lowe are currently weighing an offer to film multiple sex tapes for $300,000 a piece. They are reportedly being asked by “two of the biggest adult entertainment companies” to make three sex tapes for a rough total of $900,000.

The offer is for a sex tape starring Jeff and Lauren, then two more videos featuring threesomes. A source close to Jeff Lowe claimed that the sex tape would be a part of Netflix’s sequel to “Tiger King.” It wouldn’t be the couple’s first foray into adult entertainment, as Lauren Lowe also has an OnlyFans account she launched earlier this year.

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Check out more about ‘Tiger King’ stars making sex tapes: https://knewz.com/jeff-lowe-sex-tape/?utm_source=nypost

Potters Get Raunchy With Ceramic Dildo Making Workshop

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New Zealand ceramicists really know how to keep busy during quarantine. The potters created a ceramic sex aid-making workshop, in which artists make their own ceramic dildos. “Some of the oldest ceramic works ever found are of phalluses,” says a member of Wellington Potters’ Association. “This isn’t exactly brand new, people have been doing this for thousands of years.”

She noted that pottery dildos are easily sterilized, could be warmed, and unlike latex versions did not pose the risk of leeching chemicals into the body. The ceramicist is no stranger to X-rated work: she won an award for her work entitled “Vagina Teapot.” She hopes the workshop will promote sex-positivity and empower women sexually, adding “At the same time it will provide an excellent avenue for those wanting to explore different types of creative expression, gender identity, and sexual empowering through art.”

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Check out more about a dildo pottery workshop in New Zealand: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9012915/Ceramic-dildo-row-puts-Kiwi-potters-spin.html

Fired Pastor Offered $77,700 To Deliver Weekly Sermons On X-Rated Site

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A shockingly sexy pastor who was fired for having an affair could have a new job for the holidays. An adult entertainment site has offered him $77,700 to be its resident pastor, delivering weekly sermons on the website throughout the holiday season. The company’s VP wants the disgraced pastor to “own the moment” and to work with them, saying: “We can all attest to the magic and beauty of God’s work and this proves that he works in mysterious ways.”

The former pastor was publicly fired in New York City when it was revealed he was cheating on his wife of 17 years with a 34-year-old fashion designer, who claimed he told her that she was the best sex he ever had. The X-rated site is hoping that with the man out of a job, he will consider taking them up on the generous offer, saying: “It is hard to deny the hand of God and the beauty seen in each of these godly creatures.” They add, “For someone who has helped guide the misguided, I think you could shepherd our users and models to accept themselves and appreciate gifts the Lord has given them.”

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Check out more about a fired pastor getting a job offer at an adult entertainment site: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8970403/Fired-Hillsong-pastor-Carl-Lentz-offered-77-700-deliver-sermons-X-rated-site-CamSoda.html

People Shared Things They Find “Erotic” That Involve No Nudity

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BuzzFeed wanted to know what really gets peoples’ motors running—that doesn’t involve sex. Somehow, the responses are equal parts SFW and NSFW. Here’s what readers find erotic that have absolutely nothing to do with fucking, but still turns them on. 

  1. “When someone touches my hair gently.”
    Foreplay?
  2. “When you’re speaking to a woman and she does the ‘hair tuck’ behind her ears. My heart skips a few beats every time!”
    Subtly sexy…
  3. “When a man slides his belt out of the belt loops of his jeans…it always makes my heart race a little.”
    We see your point!
  4. “When a woman wears a men’s button-down shirt that’s just long enough to cover her so that she doesn’t have to wear pants.”
    Hot!
  5. “Dancing. it sexy to hold my ex and do the move sets together and just look in her eyes the whole time while feeling her body moving under her dress.”
    Is it warm in here or is it you?
  6. “When a woman is lying on her side, and you can see the roller coaster fall and rise of her waist, hips, and legs. This is why art is a thing!”
    Preach!
  7. “Watching a man loosen his tie…especially if it’s done slowly.”
    First the tie, then…
  8. “Specific, but the sound of heels walking on a floor made of marble.”
    So true.

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Check out more about things people find erotic that don’t involve nudity: https://www.buzzfeed.com/alliehayes/erotic-things-that-involve-no-nudity-reddit

Model Claims Sunbathing Her Pussy For Two Hours A Day Has Boosted Her Libido

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A woman has amazed her social media users after revealing she sunbathes her pussy for two hours a day. The woman shared a snap on her Instagram page in which she could be seen presenting her pussy to the sun as part of her morning routine. The racy photo shows her tanned and oiled nude body, from her breasts down to her legs, which are spread open wide.

Sharing the snap, she wrote: “Nothing better than a morning sun.” She argued that “exposing private parts to the sun” can “provide more energy” and “increase libido,” adding that it can also “help you get a good nights sleep.” She also discussed on her OnlyFans account how a lockdown without sex affected her: “It was traumatising. I don’t want a lockdown without sex anymore. Nobody can take it.”

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Check out more about a model sunbathing her pussy: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9014583/Woman-reveals-sunbathing-vagina-two-hours-day-boosted-libido.htm