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Man Claiming To Have ‘World’s Largest Penis’ Discusses His Wild Sex Life

A New Yorker who claims to have the world’s largest penis recently discussed how his massive dick has affected his life. On a morning talk show, he said his member—which measures a world record 13.5 inches when erect—has brought him fame and sex-cess. The openly bisexual man boasted that he’s fucked porn stars, actors and even Oscar winners.

“It wasn’t Meryl Streep—I’ll just leave it at that,” he quipped. “It’s a real compliment when porn actors and actresses say I’m bigger than all of the partners they’ve had,” he said, adding his cock is “thicker than my wrist.” Although he enjoys the bonafides his boner brings him, he admits “I’m sick and tired of having people wanting me to measure it in front of them. I’ve done it 10,000 times—enough already!”

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Check out more about a man claiming to have the world’s largest dick: https://nypost.com/2021/11/18/man-with-worlds-largest-penis-sick-of-being-asked-to-show-it/

New Zealand Prime Minister Responds To X-Rated Question About Casual Sex

Jacinda Ardern has given a very fitting response to a comedian’s X-rated question about New Zealand’s Covid sex rules. While a vaccine ad airing across the nation has suggested “two shots” of Pfizer are needed “to do the deed,” politicians haven’t addressed the matter directly. With Kiwis confused over sex guidelines, a comedian shared a satirical video calling on journalists to ask Ms Ardern and Director General of Health Dr Ashley Bloomfield when people can “go out and fuck a stranger.”

He adds, “Because I feel like that is something we all want to know: When can we all go out and just fuck someone we don’t know?” The viral clip gained the attention of thousands of social media users—including the prime minister herself. In response to the comedian’s questions—which also included clarity on the government’s policy on “orgies”—the nation’s leader appropriately commented by posting a shocked face emoji, which has since racked up thousands of “likes.”

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Check out more about the New Zealand prime minister’s response to a question about fucking strangers: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10214961/Covid-New-Zealand-Jacinda-Ardern-responds-comedian-Chris-Parkers-question-casual-sex-rules.html

Joe Rogan Claims He Can Perform Oral Sex On Himself

On a recent episode of his podcast, Joe Rogan made a very impressive confession: he can suck his own dick. He boasted about his unique talent while trying to point out that through all of his exercise and mixed martial arts training, he has a very flexible physique. During the episode, he was having an explicit chat about anal sex, when Rogan confessed that he “shaves” the hair in his anal region.

The other three guys were united in not being convinced that Rogan had the flexibility to shave his own anal hair, and demanded that he “prove it” to them. “I spread my legs apart and go head between the legs,” Rogan explained, adding, “Yea, I can suck my own dick if I wanted to,” which was met with a chorus of “no, you can’t.” By the end of the topic of conversation, they joked about why Rogan would be spending his time hosting a podcast when he could be performing oral sex on himself.

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Check out more about Joe Rogan claiming he can give himself head: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10196905/Joe-Rogan-perform-oral-sex-wanted-insists-hes-never-it.html

Hooters Is All About The Ass With New ‘Crotch String’ Uniform Shorts

Hooters girls are flashing a lot more than just “hooters” these days. “Oh look, a wedgie!” exclaimed a Hooters waitress in a trending TikTok of herself modeling the new skintight, bikini-cut black bottoms. The almost four-decades-old food chain—renowned for employing busty women to wear low-cut tops—has now shifted to a more ass-centric dress code.

“This s–t is rated porn,” teased an Alabama waitress in a TikTok close-captioned “When Hooters gets even shorter shorts.” The new shorts have been referred to as a “crotch string,” which resembles a thong-cut panty. In the uniform policy update, Hooters noted that employees can leave if they don’t like it: “[We] hope this change would create excitement with all of our current Hooters Girls. We understand that this may be a change that may not suit your personal preference,” the memo reads.

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Check out more about Hooters new thong-like uniform “shorts”: https://nypost.com/2021/10/15/hooters-under-fire-over-new-crotch-string-uniform-shorts/

Amazon Driver Fired After Scantily Clad Woman Caught Slipping Out Backdoor

Turns out there’s an Amazon walk of shame. A Florida Amazon driver has been sacked after a scantily clad woman was filmed clambering out of the backdoor of his delivery vehicle. A now-viral video of the scandalous joy-ride amassed 11.3 million views on TikTok.

The 11-second footage shows an Amazon courier opening the backdoor of his van to let a blond woman in a black mini-dress hop out—less than a week later, the driver has reportedly been canned for the backdoor scandal. “He was just showing her his package,” quipped one social media comedian. Another joked, “She’s got that Prime Plus membership.”

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Check out more about an Amazon driver getting sacked after a video of a woman hopping out of the back of his vehicle went viral: https://nypost.com/2021/10/29/amazon-driver-fired-after-woman-caught-leaving-van/

King Juan Carlos Injected With Testosterone Blockers To Control Sex Drive

Exiled former Spanish king Juan Carlos was a force to be reckoned with—at least in terms of his sex drive. Allegedly, he was “injected with female hormones to control his rampant sex drive.” An ex-police chief recently made the titillating claim that the king was given testosterone blockers by the Spanish secret service after his libido was categorized as a ‘state problem.’

The former Spanish Police commissioner said: “[The National Intelligence Centre (CNI)] injected female hormones and testosterone blockers to control his libido because it was considered a problem of state that he was so horny.” Princess Diana is rumored to have been just one of the women king “Don Juan” tried to seduce—though he is said to have fucked almost 5,000 women. There’s even a book detailing the king’s numerous sexual escapades, claiming he had had 62 lovers in one six-month period alone, and during his “passionate period” between 1976 and 1994, the king had slept with a staggering 2,154 women.

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Check out more about ex-king Juan Carlos being injected with female hormones to control his wild sex drive:https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10117369/Spanish-secret-service-injected-King-Juan-Carlos-testosterone-blockers-control-sex-drive.html

Local Washington State Station Accidentally Airs Porn During Weather Report

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In today’s forecast, it’s raining T&A! A local news station in Washington State accidentally aired about 13 seconds of porn during a weather report. Meteorologist Michelle Boss reported that the state was expecting “some bonus days of nice weather after a gorgeous weekend of mild temperatures,” seemingly completely unaware of the XXX playing behind her.

In the X-rated video, a woman lies in bed showing her bare ass, before spreading her cheeks for a close-up. Boss’s co-anchor also showed no reaction to the clip as the CBS-affiliated station continued to show more weather footage. The station later apologized for the unfortunate boner (wink wink) and issued a statement by the Spokane City Police Department about an investigation as to “how the image appeared and where it came from.”

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Check out more about a local Washington State station airing porn during the weather report: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10108153/Cops-investigating-Washington-State-TV-station-airs-13-seconds-PORN-weather-report.html

Cara Delevingne Reveals She Had A ‘One-Night Stand’ In An Elevator

Cara Delevingne revealed more hot details about her sex life during an interview called “The Joy of Sex.” Discussing her one-time fling, she said: “I’ve had like one one-night stand when I was a lot younger but I remember the spontaneity of it.” She said she met a guy that day and then had sex with him in the elevator: “I mean it was so sexy. It was amazing. I was like, ‘this is crazy.’”

During the episode, Cara was asked what was the best sex she has ever had and replied: “That’s so tricky, especially when you have sex with men and women. Like group sex is also fun. I don’t know, it’s hard to decide.” Cara also talked about the pleasure of tantric sex, saying “That’s the difference between having sex with men and women. I feel like women have sex for a lot longer.” She added, “When I discovered tantra, as in the act of so much more foreplay and kind of paying attention to the rest of the body as much as you pay attention to your genitals. It’s so much more deep and beautiful.”

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Check out more about Cara Delevingne discussing her sex life: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10106575/Cara-Delevingne-reveals-one-night-stand-elevator.html

The ‘Kink Test’ Goes Viral On TikTok

TikTok is getting kinkier. Users en masse are sharing the results of an online questionnaire that offers a breakdown of their sexual type. While many TikTok users are referring to the quiz as the “Kink Test,” it is formally called the BDSM Test and was founded in 2014 with the mission of helping “beginning kinksters determine which labels are or aren’t suitable for them.”

The “fun and educational test” comes in two forms, a “short and simple test, with reasonable accuracy,” and a “maximum accuracy” version recommended for those “strongly into BDSM.” Test takers rank a series of statements on a scale of absolutely disagree to absolutely agree, including: “I prefer making the sexual decisions for my partner, as this gives me more control,” “I enjoy it when people watch me being naked or having sex” and “I would like to have sex with multiple people at the same time.” The site then ranks the taker’s sexual qualities by percentage and tells them to what degree they’re, among other answers, a voyeur, submissive, vanilla, a brat, a sadist, an exhibitionist and a masochist.

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Check out more about the “Kink Test” going viral on TikTok: https://nypost.com/2021/10/14/what-is-the-kink-test-on-tiktok-and-how-do-you-take-it/

Gwyneth Paltrow Launches Female Libido Booster

Goop is launching a sexual health booster aptly titled DTF—down to fuck. Gwyneth promoted the Goop product recently, saying “Everyday stress and anxiety, hormonal changes, exhaustion, age… these can impact our libido and sexual health. So yes, we (with our science and research team) created a supplement that REALLY helps.” A post on Goop’s website explained DTF contains Libifem fenugreek extract, which has been “clinically shown to support healthy sexual arousal and desire in women.”

The supplement also includes saffron extract for “mood support” and the “traditional female health adaptogen” shatavari. The website insisted the supplement is helpful for more than just sex, arguing “It’s not just about sex: It’s about supporting our pursuit of more pleasure, more often.” Gwyneth added that she loves the XXX label: “And, yes, we called it DTF. Because, you know, we’re @goop.”

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Check out more about Goop’s new female libido booster: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10057475/Gwyneth-Paltrow-launched-new-female-libido-booster.html