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Priests And Nuns Watch Porn Too, Says Pope Francis

Even church leaders are horny little devils, according to Pope Francis. Priests and nuns watch pornography online just like everybody else, the pope told aspiring clerics of the Roman Catholic Church recently. “It is a vice that many people have, many laymen, many laywomen, and also priests and nuns. The Devil gets in that way,” Francis said.

“And I’m not just talking about criminal pornography, that is already degeneration. But pornography that is a little ‘normal.’ Dear brothers, be careful about this,” he warned seminarians at a meeting in Rome. “I’m going to spell it out,” he said, “The pure heart, the one that receives Jesus every day, cannot receive this pornographic information.” His stance on porn seems to go against his “tolerant” attitude towards sex, considering he said only recently: “Sins of the flesh are not the most serious.”

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Check out more about Pope Francis saying priests and nuns watch porn too: https://nypost.com/2022/10/26/priests-and-nuns-watch-porn-online-too-says-pope-francis/

Texas Couple Insist Their Home Is Haunted By Horny Ghosts Who Talk Dirty

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It seems Casper the Horny Ghost is haunting a Texas couple’s house. They claim their house is haunted by erotic ghosts who like to talk dirty. The woman said she was taking a shower when she claims she saw—and heard—a dark figure on the other side of the curtain say to her: “Lookin’ good!”

She said the home, which was built in the 1840s, is rumored to be a former brothel—which is why she believes the spirits are so sexual. The couple has even had paranormal enthusiasts visit the home armed with electronic voice phenomenon equipment, claiming they also heard the horny houseguests. “‘Oh baby, oh baby, yeah,’” she claims one ghost said, while another moaned: “Yeah, I like it like that.”

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Check out more about horny ghosts haunting a couple’s Texas home: https://nypost.com/2022/10/18/texas-couple-insist-home-is-haunted-by-sexual-ghosts/

Woman Spends $11K To Look Like Boyfriend’s Sex Doll

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One woman spent big bucks to be a doll-ppelgänger. A British woman says she has spent more than $11,000 on cosmetic procedures to look exactly like her boyfriend’s sex doll. She bought the sex doll because she couldn’t keep up with her boyfriend’s ravenous sex drive—but she soon caught feelings for the doll, and the trio is now even taking steps to become a proper “throuple.”

“I think she’s so pretty, and I want to look exactly like her,” she said, adding, “I’ve had multiple types of filler carried out to look more like her, as well as a nose job.” “We need to get her fitted for a bra, and after that, I’ll look into a boob job, but she’s massive,” she continued. “I’m willing to spend as much as it takes, and I think, in the end, I’ll feel better about myself and how I look.”

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Check out more about a woman paying thousands to look like her boyfriend’s sex doll: https://nypost.com/2022/10/21/i-spent-11k-to-look-exactly-like-my-boyfriends-sex-doll/

Brothel Offers Free Lunch With Purchase Of ‘A Quickie’

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A brothel in Queensland is offering customers an XXX “Pie and Coke Deal.” The ad reads: “Enjoy a feed and a 15-minute quickie all for $150 [$100 USD].” Redditors were impressed by the creative business idea: “Why can’t Coles, Woolworths and Aldi think of original promotions like this?”

Another commenter was impressed by the entrepreneurial skills of the business: “Up selling. Very entrepreneurial. Is this going to be a brothel marketing war?,” they asked. One local reminisced about their time working across the street from the advertising brothel: “I worked across the road from this place years ago and everyday they made the same joke about an old fitter who would disappear at lunch. He went over the road to get a Pie, coke and a poke.”

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Check out more about a brothel offering free lunch with a pie, a coke, and a poke: https://nypost.com/2022/09/17/brothel-offers-free-lunch-special-with-purchase-of-a-quickie/

‘Neighbours’ Star Rob Mills Has Threesome With Drag Queen Courtney Act

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In Rob Mills’ new autobiography, “Putting on a Show,” the former “Neighbours” star admitted to having a threesome with drag queen Courtney Act and another woman, in addition to flings with some of his gay friends. Rob and Courtney both shot to fame on the first season of Australian Idol in 2003, and ended up falling in bed together after taping a show one night. “Courtney, me and a woman; I’ll call her Sam. And we had a bit of an orgy,” he confessed.

“Courtney and Sam had sex, Sam and I had sex, Courtney and I had sex. There was a lot going on,” he continued. He also said that he continued to explore his sexuality throughout the years. “There were subsequent times when I had flings with gay friends and sometimes strangers,” he said of his bi-sexuality.

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Check out more about Rob Mills’ wild threesome with famous drag queen Courtney Act: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11318503/Rob-Mills-admits-threesome-drag-queen-Courtney-Act.html

Majorie Taylor Greene’s Tantric Sex Guru Lover Hosts Sex Retreats At His Commune

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One of Marjorie Taylor Greene‘s former lovers is offering tantric sex retreats and other X-rated classes at his commune—meanwhile, her husband of 10 years is filing for divorce. The “polyamorous tantric sex guru” is one of two men the QAnon supporting congresswoman enjoyed extramarital flings with. Greene’s former kinky lover advertises the workshops—which are hosted at the $955,000 “dome home” he shares with domestic partner, two other women, and a male friend—via his Facebook page.

He is also using the property to run his X-rated OnlyFans page which includes multiple shots of him naked in nature and a “sex positive” Facebook group called “the Kaleidoscopic Community” which offers a variety of activities, including tantric dance classes and nature rambles that include naked swimming sessions. Shortly after his affair with Taylor Greene was revealed, he said he was proud to be polyamorous and knew Taylor Greene was “a kind spirit that wanted to help people through building community and reaching health goals.” He added: “There was never a discussion of politics.”

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Check out more about Majorie Taylor Greene’s tantric sex guru ex-lover: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11275921/Marjorie-Taylor-Greenes-former-tantric-sex-guru-lover-offers-sex-retreats-amid-divorce.html

Dick Size Linked To Personality, Study

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Size matters—when it comes to personality. A new study by New Mexico researchers found that people with bigger penises are perceived as more outgoing and attractive. First published in the journal Sexuality & Culture, the article recently went viral thanks to a bikini-clad “doctor,” who sexplained the research for Instagram’s viewing pleasure. “This study tested what first impression you’re giving about your personality judging by your dick pic alone,” says the poster—who regularly posts science explainers in lingerie.

The scientists had reportedly carried out the phallic personality test with the aim of investigating “what information is inferred from a picture of a penis at zero-acquaintance.” After looking at dick images, the study’s participants were then asked to infer whether the owner was extroverted, good in bed, dependable, anxious and other personality traits. Science Femme explains: “Apparently, skinny penises are giving neuroticism, and girthy penises are giving extroverted, open to new experiences, more sexually active, better in bed and more of a pleaser as opposed to being a ‘pillow princess.’”

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Check out more about a study looking at how people perceive personalities based on dick size alone: https://nypost.com/2022/09/22/penis-size-linked-to-personality-d-k-pics-give-first-impression-study/

Truck Spills Sex Toys And Tube All Over Oklahoma Interstate

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Talk about “sex drive”… Oklahoma drivers had a slippery commute after a semi-tractor trailer filled with lube and sex toys crashed, spilling its XXX wares all over the highway. Footage from the crash site shows an overturned truck with hundreds of boxes with metal cans and pink labels spilled out onto the highway.

Luckily, no one was injured—but the lubricated road took hours to clean up. Millions of people have watched the video of the absurd sighting in amusement: “Figured out why your package is late,” one person wrote on Twitter. Another added, “What a travesty, I feel for those tens of thousands of women who are waiting impatiently by their door for the carrier to bring them their ‘package.’”

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Check out more about a truck spilling sex toys and lube all over the interstate in Oklahoma: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11219991/Truck-spilled-bunch-sex-toys-highway-near-distribution-center-Oklahoma.html

Couple Has Sex In Transparent Swimming Pool As Crowd Watches

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One frisky couple got caught doing the “breast stroke.” A photographer captured the moment a Brazilian couple vigorously got it on in a transparent pool as a crowd gathered to gawk at their exhibitionistic display. A video of their pornographic pool party is currently making a splash on social media.

The 30-second clip shows the shameless pair going at it in a pool with glass walls on a second floor balcony, in full view of the public. All the while, a crowd of spectators begins to form outside below to watch the amorous water sports. The hotel with the transparent pool released a statement denouncing the NSFW showcase—they also pledged to “carry out daily maintenance and cleaning services for all our rooms and offices to provide the highest level of safety and hygiene for all our customers.”

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Check out more about a video of a couple fucking in a clear glass pool: https://nypost.com/2022/09/16/lewd-couple-has-sex-in-transparent-swimming-pool-as-crowd-watches/