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7 Stories About Encounters With Really Big Dicks

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BuzzFeed asked their readers to share their most memorable encounters with big dicks. And man, did they deliver. Here are the best big dick stories they shared.

  1. “My high school boyfriend and I retired early to my tent where we commenced a hot and heavy petting session. After, he whipped out a very long, rock solid and extremely girthy penis. We spent the next ten minutes simply working on getting the tip in. It was exhausting and it definitely made me appreciate the wonders of lube.”
    Ah, lube—the miracle product!
  2. “We exchanged numbers and ended up developing a long distance relationship, and he sent me a dick pic that pretty much made me choke on my coffee. I was sure he’d break me in half. Unfortunately we broke things off before I was set to fly to see him for a weekend. That was the dick that got away.”
    There’s always that one dick you never forget!
  3. “When I pulled his boxers down his dick hit my forehead and I fucking almost choked on the thought of that thing in my throat. I don’t think I got more than an inch of that sucker in my mouth.”
    You win some, you lose some…
  4. “Ex-boyfriend was around 11 inches. He was a giant penis, so I guess it stood to reason he had one too.”
    The big dick with the big dick.
  5. “In college, I hadn’t seen many penises before, but I could barely get my mouth around it. When he tried to put it in only the tip fit. I found out later that he had been doing adult movies on the side to make some extra cash.”
    Of course!
  6. “I met a dude while I was working at a shoe store. He was embarrassed about his large shoe size, to which I said saucily, ‘well you know what they say about big feet’ with a wink. Fast forward. We start dating, and, man, did I find out how appropriate that joke was.”
    There’s some truth to every good joke, right?

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Check out more big dick stories: https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/just-17-stories-about-encounters-with-really-big-penises

9 Songs You Should Never Listen To While Having Sex

frustrated coupleSome songs are great to listen to while getting your freak on. And some are definitely not. According to BuzzFeed, these are best examples of what never to turn on when you’re trying to get turned on.

  1. “Angel” by Sarah McLachlan
    Potentially erotic lyric: “It’s hard at the end of the day / I need some distraction / oh, beautiful release.”
    We’re all looking for that beautiful release at the end of the day, Sarah.
  2. “The Reading Rainbow Theme Song”
    Potentially erotic lyric: “Friends to know, and ways to grow…”
    Friends always know the way to grow.
  3. “Cotton Eye Joe” by Rednex
    Potentially erotic lyric: “his eyes was his tools and his smile was his gun / But all he had come for was having some fun.”
    Sounds like fun to me!
  4. “Jesus Take The Wheel” by Carrie Underwood
    Potentially erotic lyric: “Oh, take it from me / Oh, wow, oh.”
    Oh, wow, indeed!
  5. “You’ve Got A Friend In Me” by Randy Newman
    Potentially erotic lyric: “Just remember what your old pal said / Boy, you’ve got a friend in me.”
    The casual sex anthem, ladies and gentlemen!
  6. “She’ll Be Coming ‘Round The Mountain” (Traditional)
    Potentially erotic lyric:
    The whole song is basically a celebration of the female orgasm. Sex positivity!
  7. The Canadian National Anthem
    Potentially erotic lyric: “With glowing hearts / With thee rise.”
    We’re rising, too, Canada!
  8. “Seventy Six Trombones” from “The Music Man”
    Potentially erotic lyric: “They were followed by rows and rows of finest virtuosos / The cream of ev’ry famous band.”
    Mmm… cream…
  9. “Peanut Butter Jelly Time” by Chip-man & The Buckwheat Boys
    Potentially erotic lyric: “now freestyle, freestyle – freestyle / Freestyle, freestyle – your style.”
    Yeah! We love some freestyling in the bedroom!

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Check out Buzzfeed’s full list here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/crazy-frog-making-love?utm_term=.ydOVbQBjj#.xed7zx355

4 Sex Positions Inspired By The Holidays

sexyxmaswomanWe have the perfect thing for you to de-stress during the holidays: sex! Sex is the best way to take a break from the partying, fighting with family, and overeating. Here are 4 sex positions that you can use to have some great holiday sex!

  1. Toy Soldiers (aka Spooning)
    This one gets you all lined up in a row, like toy soldiers—very horny toy soldiers! Here, you lay in the spooning position, back to front, and let whoever’s in back lead by playing with your nipples and clit. This one’s perfect for when you’ve had too much to eat and drink!
  2. Ties Up In a Bow 
    This tricky position uses the pretty bow as its inspiration. Lay on your back and cross your legs over your partner’s chest, either at the knee or ankles, while they fuck you. The deep penetration this position offers is the best gift of all!
  3. The Spinning Dreidel (aka Bouncing Reverse Cowgirl)
    Bustle explains it this way: “It’s like reverse cowgirl except your feet are flat (or close to flat on the bed), so there can be more bouncing involved. You can face forward, back, side — or spin! OK, maybe don’t spin.”
  4. Christmas Wreath (aka Lotus)
    Take a break from the holiday chaos with this intense yet calm position: your partner sits cross-legged and you lower yourself onto them, wrapping your legs and arms around them into a tight wreath. Happy holidays!

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Check out more holiday-themed sex positions here: https://www.bustle.com/articles/197223-5-sex-positions-inspired-by-the-holidays