Column #5 – DirtyPhoneCop interview – By MistressJune

For this week’s column, I wanted to learn about how phone sex works for male PSOs. I read through many male profiles before approaching DirtyPhoneCop to ask a few questions. He was open and friendly and intelligent and I am pleased to share his insightful answers with you. Questions #1 and #2 appear here. And questions #3 and #4 will appear on PhoneSexLove.com a little later today.

MistressJune: Question #1 – What ever prompted you to get into phone sex? I am really curious about this! What leads a butch cop to answering calls from needy sissy bitches?

DirtyPhoneCop: I got into phone sex because I had an old girlfriend tell me I had a sexy phone voice. She said something like “Wow, your voicemail greeting is fuckin hot! You should do phone sex.” and I thought..well, I wasn’t even trying when I did that, but maybe I could give it a try. I did a web search for “being a male phone sex operator” and one of the first things that came up was Niteflirt. I hadn’t even considered that it would be better for me to appeal to the male audience, I figured I’d get chicks calling me. I made an ad and realized that it was guys calling. At first, it was a little bizarre, but being a cop, I do love talking down to the fuckers I end up arresting; gives me a feeling of power. I realized these guys loved having a real man talk down to them, so it was a natural fit.

MistressJune: Question #2 – What kinds of people call you? Are they all little sissies? Or do you sometimes get regular guys who are just curious? Do you ever have women call you? Have you ever been surprised to have an unexpected kind of person call you?

DirtyPhoneCop: I’ve always been surprised at how the vast majority of guys that call me sound as manly as I do, if not more so! It’s sometimes odd because I’ve had a few guys that have been calling me regularly for years, so say I’ve been on the phone with a buddy planning to meet up for beers, and then two minutes later, I get a call from Niteflirt, and some dude who sounds like he could be one of my cop buddies is on the line, but I know he’s gay and waiting for me to talk shit to him. It’s almost surreal.

99% of the guys that call me know exactly what they want. They may only give me a framework to work with, but that’s the art of being a phone sex operator: having an imagination. It’s my “job” to flesh out a fantasy for someone, it’s not the caller’s job to make it happen for himself, otherwise, why would he be calling me? I do have a few guys that call who either are, or wish they were straight, and want to talk about sharing a woman with me, but most are into being used by a guy.

I’ve only ever had one woman call me. It was jarring, because suddenly I felt like I needed to be nice, as opposed to a complete asshole like I usually am. She responded to the “nicer” DirtyPhoneCop well!

I used to have a regular customer named Tina who would call, and she sounded kind of like a mix of a man and a woman. Like both at the same time. After a few months of regular calls, she told me she was a transsexual. To this day I’ve spent very little time with transsexuals in my “real” life so it was a bit of an education getting inside the head of one on a regular basis.

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I enjoyed getting to know DirtyPhoneCop. I encourage you to visit PhoneSexLove.com for questions #3 and #4. And please leave comments here sharing your related thoughts, experiences and questions. You might want to thank Officer Dirty for his time, too! You never know when he might pull you over and it is best to stay on his good side. 🙂