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Stormy Daniels Appears In Filthy Financial ‘Awards Show’

Stormy Daniels made a special appearance in a raunchy, sex-toy filled “awards show” called “The Fidouchies.” The 20-minute film, which roasts villains like Martin Shkreli, has been called “an anti-awards show and roast for all the terrible people in this business.” Daniels, who is introduced in the show as a “former spiritual advisor to the President,” presented an award to the Drug Enforcement Administration for its inability to control the opioid crisis.

“I would suggest [the DEA] take some Viagra, but apparently they’re terrified of pills,” Daniels said. The awards themselves are anatomically specific sex toys for men painted gold with different objects shoved in orifices depending on the award. “We wanted this to be profane,” said the show’s creator, “but profane for a purpose.”

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Check out more about The Fidouchies: https://nypost.com/2019/12/04/stormy-daniels-appears-in-carson-blocks-filthy-financial-awards-show/

Robert Pattison Would Do Porn

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Robert Pattinson has a good plan B if acting doesn’t work out: porn. The actor said in an interview that porn makes sense since his main talents on screen are in his “physical” capabilities. He revealed that the director of The Lighthouse liked the scene where he was masturbating so much that more sex scenes featuring Pattinson were added to the movie.

Now that he’s in Batman, he’s already thinking about alternatives if the movie flops. He says he’d probably end up doing “art house porn.” Considering his many talents on screen, getting X-rated doesn’t seem like such a stretch.

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Check out more about Robert Pattison talking about how he’d do porn: https://jezebel.com/robert-pattinson-can-t-act-would-do-porn-1840699159

‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Was The Dominant Book Of The Decade

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Sex—especially kinky sex—sells. “Fifty Shades of Grey” by British author E L James sold 15.2 million copies following its release in late 2011, grabbing the title of best-selling book of the past decade. Even more astounding, the Nos. 2 and 3 best-sellers of the decade were the other two novels in the BDSM trilogy: “Fifty Shades Darker” (10.4 million) and “Fifty Shades Freed” (9.3 million).

The books were released within weeks of one another at the start of the decade by Random House and would sell more than 100 million copies. They also enjoyed a renewed mid-decade surge thanks to the racy 2015 movie. The trilogy combined earned $35 million in the US according to NPD Bookscan, which tracks the majority of book sales worldwide.

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Check out more about ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ dominating book sales this decade: https://nypost.com/2020/01/01/fifty-shades-of-grey-was-the-dominant-book-of-the-decade/

‘Uncut Gems’ Star Worked As A Dominatrix

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Julia Fox, who debuted as Adam Sandler’s sexy mistress in the new film “Uncut Gems,” revealed she was a dominatrix in New York. The breakout star of the movie, which is getting Oscar buzz for Adam Sandler, told the Hollywood Reporter she worked in the sex industry “doing S&M stuff.” The actress said: “I heard about another girl who was doing it and that there was no sex or nudity. It was role-playing.”

She also directed a short film about sex trafficking. “She’s incredible and very instinctive,” said Sandler. “I never knew what the heck would happen.” The role has landed her representation at WME and a breakthrough actor nomination at the Gotham Independent Film Awards. What could be more appropriate than a Mistress playing a mistress?

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Check out more about the “Uncut Gems” star working as a dominatrix: https://pagesix.com/2019/12/25/uncut-gems-star-julia-fox-worked-as-a-dominatrix-in-high-school/

Aidy Bryant’s ‘Beautiful, Fat Ass’ Featured On SNL

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In a sketch that was tragically cut for time on SNL, Aidy Bryant—feeling empowered by musical guest Lizzo—unleashed her raw sexual power. After all, “she’s not the snack, baby, she’s the whole damn meal.” She also reminds guest host Eddie Murphy, “Bitch, I have my own show on Hulu.”

“I know you love this fat ass, it’s iconic. Even legends go to church,” she sings. “So you need to get to God and you need to thank him for my beautiful, fat ass.” She declares she’s going to “smang” Michael Che, which means she’s going to “sit on your dick so hard that you die.” That’s right: she’s 100 percent, or dare we say 110 percent, that bitch.

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Check out more about Aidy Bryant’s beautiful, fat ass on SNL: https://www.vulture.com/2019/12/snl-lizzo-aidy-bryant-eddie-murphy-ass-sketch-watch

Ariana Grande Defends A$AP Rocky’s Dick After Leaked Sex Tape

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On Twitter, Ariana Grande came to the defense of A$AP Rocky after his alleged sex tape leaked. It seems there’s been some unflattering memes circulating about the tape—specifically, about Rocky’s dick. He tweeted: “MY PENIS AND I WOKE UP 2 THE ALARMING DISTURBANCE OF A VIDEO CLIP 2DAY .AS HIS DEFENSE ATTORNEY WE’RE PREPARED 2 DENY ANY SLOW STROKES OR LACK OF KILLIN THE PUSSY .A LONG LIST OF SATISFIED WOMEN CAN ATTEST TOO.”

If that wasn’t persuasive enough, Grande’s response was even better: “My friend Courtney said it looked just fine!” Grande tweeted, plugging Courtney Chipolone’s Instagram handle in the post. Grande then doubled-down on her remarks with a shoutout to her friend: “Merry Christmas Courtney,” the singer wrote. Chipolone wasn’t mad—she posted a screenshot of Grande’s original tweet to an Instagram story with the caption: “@arianagrande my guy.”

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Check out more about Ariana Grande defending A$AP Rocky’s dick on Twitter: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/ariana-grande-courtney-chipolone-asap-rocky/

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Features First-Ever Same-Sex Kiss

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Director J.J. Abrams teased fans that there would be LGBTQ representation in the new Star Wars film. And fans finally got to see the same-sex relationship in Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker during the film’s release. Two female members of the Resistance shared a kiss in one celebration scene in the film — a first for the franchise’s 40-year history on the silver screen.

“In the case of the LGBTQ community, it was important to me that people who go to see this movie feel that they’re being represented in the film,” Abrams said. Many fans speculated that the same-sex sequence would be shared by Poe Dameron (Oscar Isaac) and Finn (John Boyega), but Abrams quickly shot that idea down during an interview with Variety. LGBTQ folks are very pleased to see a same-sex relationship in a galaxy far, far away.

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Check out more about a same-sex relationship in the new Star Wars movie: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7806167/Star-Wars-Rise-Skywalker-features-sex-kiss-franchises-40-year-history.html

The ARIA’s Hashtag Was Hijacked By Hardcore Porn

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What was supposed to be a hashtag reserved for the 2019 ARIA Music Awards quickly became hijacked by hardcore porn. It began trending on Twitter when opportunistic porn producers started pushing their own X-rated agenda. The tweets featured explicit videos and imagery, including graphic descriptions of what to expect when people clicked on a link.

The XXX content definitely embarrassed a few music stars as they tweeted out live updates from inside the awards show. “ARIAS cherry popped,” tweeted an unsuspecting musician—while just below the tweet was a sexually explicit advert for a “legal” worker who “adores sexy masturbation.” Sadly for the pornographers, before long the ARIA’s managed to reclaim their hashtag.

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Check out more about the ARIA’s hashtag being overtaken by porn: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7730215/The-ARIAs-hashtag-hijacked-hardcore-PORN-Twitter.html

SNL’s Raunchy Thanksgiving Dating Tips

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SNL knows how to celebrate Thanksgiving—with what seemed like thousands of sex jokes! On the segment called “Thanksgiving Dating Tips,” a sleazy rich guy sings “Over the river and through my wood…” He adds, “Slide some Land O’Lakes under the skin to make that white meat wet.”

Some of his best tips include: “Bust out the real cranberries and she’s guaranteed to ocean spray.” He also says that if you play your cards right, “everything will be on the menu—we’re talking her candied gams, her vulveeta, even her green bean asserole.” Happy Spanx Sniffing!

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Check out more about SNL’s dirty Thanksgiving jokes: https://mashable.com/article/ryan-reynolds-weekend-update-saturday-night-live/

A Song About Bottoming Featured On SNL

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Power bottoming has officially gone main stream. Bottoms were finally given their moment in the sun when King Princess performed “Hit the Back” on Saturday Night Live. That’s right, a song all about the joys and wonders of being a power bottom was featured on prime time TV.

The track from her debut album, Cheap Queen, was her second song of the night—it was upbeat, sexy, and even featured Will Ferrell. The artist is reluctant to categorize her music as “queer pop,” explaining “‘(q)ueer pop’ is literally saying sexuality is a genre.” She added, “I don’t want to be grouped in with only gay people. If you’re going to compare me, compare me to straight people, too.” King Princess will spread the gospel of bottoming to millions as the opening act on the European leg of Harry Styles’s upcoming tour.

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Check out more about a song about power bottoming making it to SNL:
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