Category Archives: Artsy

Scientists Solve Mystery Of When ‘Giant Penis Man’ Was Erected

It seems X-rated graffiti is pretty timeless. Archaeologists traced the origins of the infamous Cerne Abbas Giant—a chalk carving of a naked man with a giant dick in the UK—all the way back to the 10th century. The yearlong study of the sexplicit hillside carving, which depicts a man holding a club while sporting a massive erection, found the pornographic depiction around 700 years older than was previously thought.

The risque work was created by carving trenches into a hill, then filling them with white chalk, like a medieval police outline. It’s unclear why Saxons created such an X-rated engraving, but scientists speculate that the “fantastically rude pagan image” was a response to the local Benedictine monastery, which was constructed in the late 10th century. “It’s like a big two fingers to the abbey,” said an archaeological consultant.

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Check out more about scientists dating “giant penis man” to the 10th century: https://nypost.com/2021/05/12/scientists-solve-mystery-of-when-giant-penis-man-was-erected/

Harry Styles To Perform ‘Realistic’ Gay Sex Scenes In New Film

Harry Styles is branching out creatively and sexually—at least in his acting career. The sexy pop star is set to star in a new film with XXX gay sex scenes. Styles will play a man caught in a sordid love triangle with another man in the 1950s.

“Harry will be having sex on-screen, and they want it to look as real as possible,” an insider said. “The plan is to shoot two romps between Harry and David, then another scene where Harry is naked on his own,” the source continued. “Not much is going to be left to the imagination.” Set in the 1950s, a time when homosexuality was illegal in Great Britain, the story follows a jilted wife attempting to have her husband’s lover arrested for their illicit sexual relationship.

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Check out more about Harry Styles performing gay sex scenes: https://nypost.com/2021/04/23/harry-styles-gay-sex-scenes-to-look-as-real-as-possible/

Art Installation Asks People To Find The Clit On A Giant Pussy

Move over monoliths depicting giant wooden dicks, now there’s a giant pussy in Brazil. The sculpture is of a bright red vulva nestled into a hill in an art park in Brazil’s Mata Sul Pernambucana, according to a Facebook post by the artist, Juliana Notari. The title of the work is Diva and it is a crevice, dug into the dirt “measuring 33 meters high, by 16 meters wide and 6 meters deep” covered in concrete and resin.

Notari also explained on her Facebook post that the sculpture was intended to inspire a dialogue on “issues that refer to gender issues from a female perspective”—mainly, the issue of finding the clit. Brazil’s conservative president and noted hater of art Jair Bolsonaro has not commented on the enormous pussy. This giant pussy sculpture should be required viewing—though it’s hard to miss!

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Check out more about an art installation depicting a giant pussy: https://jezebel.com/art-installation-begs-the-question-will-men-finally-be-1845993210?utm_campaign=Jezebel&utm_

Pornhub Honors Jeff Koons’ Ex Cicciolina With Lifetime Achievement Award

Jeff Koons erotic sculptures of his ex Cicciolina helped make him the highest-grossing living artist of our time—and now, it’s her turn to be honored. Pornhub is giving her its first-ever lifetime achievement prize at its next award ceremony. She famously featured in then-husband Koons’ 1990 “Made in Heaven” series of hyperrealistic sculptures of the pair fucking.

She’s also had a storied career in porn, and Pornhub says it is giving her the award because she is “the embodiment of an international superstar. Her life and legacy is an intersection of art, fashion, politics and porn.” Cicciolina says, “I’m very happy to be given the [award]. This is the perfect representation of the old and the new porn worlds coming together. The fact that today I’m still recognized as I was then [as] the icon that marked an era, and within the porn industry itself, is such a great honor for me. Porn is art!”

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Check out more about Pornhub honoring Cicciolina with a lifetime achievement award: https://pagesix.com/2020/11/17/pornhub-honoring-jeff-koons-ex-cicciolina-with-lifetime-achievement-award/

From BDSM To Lesbian Sex, Where To Find Retro Porn Online

If you’re yearning to watch classic queer porn or the best adult entertainers of yesteryear, you can stream retro porn online. The Classic Porn has an enormous backlog of porn from the ’60s and ’70s onward, with categories ranging from “lesbian” to “masturbation” to “anal.” PinkLabel Plus subscription hosts an enormous classic porn library with a predominant focus on gay, lesbian, and queer smut, including beloved films Score, Vintage Lesbian Erotica, Boys in the Sand, and Vampire Sisters.

Adult Time Subscribers can access nearly 2,000 clips from porn clips across the ’70s to the 2000s through the channel Vivid Classic. Highlights include scenes from famous stars of yesteryear like Christy Canyon, Jennifer Stewart, and Kobe Tai. Kink.com’s backlog is a little harder to navigate than sites dedicated to vintage porn, and material only goes as far back as the late ’90s as well—but if a sizable backlog of 2000s and 2010s BDSM porn with some of the most iconic dommes and subs from the era is what you’re looking for, Kink delivers.

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Check out more about retro porn online: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/retro-porn/

Surgeon Helps Clients Have Anal Sex Like A Porn Star

A doctor in New York City is one of the only surgeons in the world who is dedicated to helping assholes—literally. His life’s work is to make a patient’s anus look exactly how they dream about it looking. He also helps with sexual issues, like helping patients have anal sex like a porn star ― or just comfortably having anal sex, period.

The founder of Bespoke Surgical, he’s a specialized plastic surgeon dedicated to transforming the lives ― and anuses ― of his patients. He addresses medical issues with assholes, as well as cosmetic ones, and he does everything from cosmetic surgery to injecting botox into the ass. Patients who’ve undergone treatment say that seeking out his intimate expertise has been nothing short of life-changing for their sex lives.

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Check out more about an anal surgeon transforming peoples’ assholes and sex lives: https://nypost.com/2017/06/21/people-are-dropping-25000-to-get-anal-botox

There’s Now “A Bug’s Life” Fleshlight

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An artist wants to ruin your childhood with his naughty sex toy: “A Bug’s Life” Fleshlight. Heimlich, the Pixar movie’s chunky caterpillar with a ribbed exterior and plump lips, is uncannily shaped for a Fleshlight. The Austin-based artist brought the joke to (bug’s) life when he painted over an actual Fleshlight with a caterpillar-inspired pattern, formed Heimlich’s face out of a silicone mold, and colored over his features with permanent marker to emulate Heimlich’s rosy cheeks.

He put Heimlick on sale for $2,000: “This is kind of the holy grail when it comes to promotional items,” the artist said in an Instagram video. “This is an original, limited edition ‘A Bug’s Life’ Heimlich Fleshlight…It came out during its release, they probably only released a couple dozen of them.” While his eBay listing has 0 bids so far — it’s worth noting that the Fleshlight is non-functional, as Heimlich’s mouth is sealed closed — the listing went viral on TikTok with over 52,000 likes. 

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Check out more about ‘A Bug’s Life’ Fleshlight: https://mashable.com/article/a-bugs-life-fleshlight-heimlich-caterpillar/

NYC Sex Workers’ Pop-Up

Sex workers in New York City took their message to the streets with the Sex Workers’ Pop-Up, which showcases art by activists who are demanding the decriminalization and destigmatization of the sex work industry. The pop-up puts authentic sex workers’ stories on display, bringing the underground nature of sex work out into the public arena as a way to show that “sex work is work.” The art raises awareness about the issues that sex workers face from not having legal rights or workers benefits.

The most marginalized sex workers are women of color and trans women, so much of the artwork shows viewers who these people really are, letting them see who would be directly affected by the policy change. There’s also a room full of red umbrellas, which has symbolized the beauty and strength of sex workers’ rights since 2010. The work featured in the pop-up is risque and thought-provoking, urging viewers to think about sex work from a more compassionate and nuanced perspective.

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Check out more about the NYC Sex Workers’ Pop-Up: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/nyc-sex-workers-pop-up-sex-work-is-work_n_5e6a5f71e4b0fae7c03ddfdd

Porn Star Asa Akira Writes Haikus

3143079032_43aa6bd1fa_zPorn legend Asa Akira is a woman of many talents, including a surprising one: haikus. In her new book Dirty Thirty: A Memoir, she shares some of her poetry at the end of her essays… and they’re exactly what you’d expect them to be. As the Amazon description of her memoir says, the focus is “straightforward writings on love, sex, death, marriage and celebrity”.

Reviews for the book have been positive so far, currently sitting at an impressive 4.5 stars. One reviewer comments that it’s “(a)n honest expression of aging gracefully as a wife, porn star, writer, bad bitch.” Another writes, “The finished product seems effortless, beautiful, and leaves the audience wanting more.” Sounds like much of her other work, so if she steps away from adult films, maybe a literary future awaits her!

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Find Asa Akira’s book on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Dirty-Thirty-Memoir-Asa-Akira/dp/1627781641

 

Twitter Users Guess Which Fictional Villains Are Based On Sexual Fetishes

9741737763_d422cd07c8_zComic book writer Gail Simone asked Twitter users which villains they suspect are manifestations of creators’ sexual fetishes. “Um…my bet is on EVERY villain/villainess is based on a sexual fetish,” Twitter user @amenakamel wrote. “But Catwoman is glaringly obvious — hello BDSM.” Another user added, “I pretty much assume Chris Claremont was extremely horny for all 26 years he was writing X-Men.”

In fact, most of the thread was dedicated to Claremont, who co-created the Hellfire Club, a fictional society inspired by the real-life Victorian-era secret society in which aristocrats drank, had kinky sex, and tried to summon the devil. Somebody added, “I’m sorry Chris but you seem to like ladies who would literally step on you.” And as it turns out, a lot of Claremont’s work seems to feature tentacles. Kinky comic nerds…

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Check out more about which villains fans suspect are based on sexual fetishes: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/gail-simone-fictional-villains-creator-sexual-fetish/