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FlameFest, UK’s Biggest Swingers’ Sex Festival

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marcus_hansson:A “kink rave” that event organizers’ describe as “bringing together the purest, most hedonistic elements of the party scene” is a massive sex party for swingers in the UK. Flamefest is an outdoor sex festival set on a swank 23 acre “clothing optional” resort. It has an outdoor dungeon and fetish play equipment, “play rooms,” and hot tubs and foam parties.

The swinger’s club on the naturist resort has themed sex parties, like “bootylicious big beautiful women’ with a dress code of ‘naked or smart casual.” The club regularly hosts bondage nights and “naked Friday” events as well as those geared towards gay, bisexual and cross-dressing club members. It was the second year of Flamefest, where campers can “explore pain, experience pleasure and fulfill your fantasies.” A kinky trip across the pond sounds like the perfect vacation!

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Check out more about the UK’s biggest swinger’s sex party: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4827260/Fears-Kent-turning-sex-garden-England.html

5 BDSM Tumblrs To Satisfy All Your Kinks

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5624757405_1eebcbdd8c_zWe’ve got good news for all you kinksters: Tumblr is a haven for free BDSM porn. The site’s platform lets users share popular content, making it easy for porn fans to find and reblog a variety of BDSM possibilities. From women whipped and tied to men serving as submissives, here’s the best Tumblr blogs for all your BDSM pleasures.

  1. Kawaii BDSM
    In pastel colors and pink rope, this blog focuses on submissive women in a variety of kinky and domineering positions. “Everything from women in hidden bondage to littles grinding against their teddies appears here, with plenty of room for lingerie, rope binding, and leashes,” says Daily Dot.
  2. Sweetly Submissive
    This blog shows off the power fantasies of the dom getting off on a sub flinching, moaning, and squirming from being dominated. It focuses on women being used by dominant men, including women being “forced” to give a blow job, rough sex, pacifiers, daddy dom, and so much more.
  3. Erotic Beauty and BDSM
    If you’re looking for the artistic side of BDSM, look no further. From roleplay to bodies being held in bondage gear, this blog focuses on photos of women restrained for their dominants in beautiful black and white shots.
  4. Beginner BDSM
    This one features dominant women in hot and sexy scenes. One shows a domme wearing a latex glove fingering her sub’s mouth; another post has a domme on top of her sub while he wears a cock cage. Naughty!
  5. Taste This Kitty
    Just as the name implies, oral sex is the star of the show at this blog. As Daily Dot says, “There are loads of images that depict partners getting down, sometimes with the help of a friend or two.”

Looking for some naughty pleasures? We can satisfy all your kinky appetites here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about the best BDSM tumblrs: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/bdsm-tumblr/

Tess Holliday: ‘Fat People Have Sex…And It’s Really Fucking Good.’

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Image Credit: @anastasiagphoto on Instagram

Luscious, body-positive model Tess Holliday wants the world to know just one thing: fat people fuck. She recently posted a polaroid photo on Instagram of herself in nothing but sheer underwear (check it out below). In the caption, Holliday has a body-positive, sex-positive message for Big Beautiful Women everywhere, as well as everyone else.

She said the sexy unretouched photo reminded her of the sage advice included in her new book, The Not So Subtle Art Of Being A Fat Girl. “It goes: ‘Fat people have sex. A lot of it. And it’s really fucking good.’ That’s all,” Holliday wrote. Well, if this sexy photo is any indication, it must be smoking hot!

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See more of Tess Holliday’s thoughts here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/tess-holliday-posts-powerful-instagram-to-remind-us-that-fat-people-have-sex-too_us_59a5bda2e4b00795c2a22d58

The Surprising Time Of Day Most People Have Sex

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white-1822497_640Even though there’s no wrong time during the day to go at it—and sometimes it just happens—there does seem to be a more popular time. According to a new survey, most people are having morning sex. You know the old saying: the early bird gets the fuck!

The survey looked at data from 2,000 couples to find the 10 most and least popular times during the week to fuck, and they found the most popular time was 9 a.m. on Sunday. Not surprisingly, the most popular times to bang are on the weekend, preferably in the morning but also at night. The least popular time is Monday at 4:45 p.m (shocking!). So there you have it: breakfast can wait!

Looking to get your day started off right? Morning, noon, or night—NiteFlirt is ready anytime!

Check out more about the most popular times to have sex: https://www.buzzfeed.com/delaneystrunk/this-is-the-most-popular-time-of-the-week-to-have-sex

6 True Stories Of One Night Stands

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michelleOne night stands: we’ve all had them. From hot sexual encounters to really awkward morning afters, every one night stand is different. Here are real stories from a variety of women sharing their orgasms, embarrassments, and more.

  1. “I had sex with a guy dressed as a pumpkin at a Halloween party. Unbeknownst to me, while we made out, his orange face paint smeared all over my face and would not come off, no matter how much soap I used.” That is one red, er, orange-faced walk of shame!
  2. “So I go home with this random girl. Wake up at her place in the morning, and when I get the into the kitchen, her mother is sitting at the table with a kid. Greets me with, ‘Want breakfast?'” Ummm, do you have pancakes?
  3. “When I got to his room, there was a big chalkboard on the wall covered in names and I didn’t think anything of it. When I was leaving, he asked me to sign it.” One more notch on the…chalkboard?
  4. “Met a hot guy in a club. We fuck. I fall asleep. In the morning, I wake up and all of my food in the kitchen is gone. Literally, all of it. From the fridge, from pantries, from cabinets, etc.” He must have worked up quite the appetite!
  5. “I went back to this girl’s place, hammered. I remember it kind of looking like a church. Turns out, it was (she was interning there). Basically, I had to ramble through a walk of shame the next morning (Sunday morning) past a bunch of people attending morning Mass.” Jesus, that’s awkward!
  6. “I’ve had so many crazy weekends in Montauk, but having sex with a hot guy on his share house’s porch when everyone went to sleep takes the cake. I hadn’t intended on going that far with him, but as soon as he sexily untied my wrap dress from the front, I readily took it off.” Porch sex is the best sex!

Looking for a memorable sexual experience? We’re all about no-strings-attached here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more real stories of one night stands: https://www.refinery29.com/one-night-stand#slide-23

9 Hilarious Sex Jokes

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http---distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo-2034374-980xPeople on the internet are hilarious—especially when it comes to cracking sex jokes. Take, for example, this apt comparison between sex and laundry detergent: 4 pumps = 1 load. Here are other hilarious sex jokes, courtesy of the internet!

  1. “Cake is better than sex because I can remember the last time I had cake.”
    Let them eat cake—off your naked body! Or better yet, splosh with it!
  2. “Sex is a lot like Mario Kart: you go really fast, you throw some bananas, Wario is there.”
    Describes it perfectly!
  3. “Sex is like pizza, if you’re going to use bbq sauce you better know what the fuck you’re doing.”
    It’s funny ’cause it’s true!
  4. “I got birth control so I can stop being my boyfriend’s Toaster Strudel and start being his Twinkie.”
    Mmm, delicious!
  5. “*in the middle of sex
    “Go deeper”
    Okay
    *pulls out*
    *sits in a chair and sips coffee*
    *opens poetry book*
    Two roads diverged in a wood and I-”
    There’s deeper and then there’s deeper.
  6. “Boy do I love sex. Really love putting my penis into some *looks at smudged writing on hand* verguba.”
    Practice makes perfect!
  7. “Me: Netflix & chill?
    Her: sure
    [later that night]
    Her: so you don’t have Netflix?
    Me [pulling out 20 condoms]: I don’t have chill either”
    The truth will set you free—and get you laid!
  8. “*has sex with you*
    *declines your FB friend request*”
    Keeping it casual!
  9. “when two country music stars have sex they morph into a ford f-150.”
    Exciting!

Looking for some quality entertainment yourself? There’s only one thing better than a good laugh—check out NiteFlirt to get the punchline!

Here’s more of the best sex jokes on the internet: https://www.buzzfeed.com/kevinsmith/about-8-inches-makes-june-5th-wettest-in-history

Strip Club Transforms Into Haunted Playboy Mansion

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For the third year in a row, Portland’s Strip Club Haunted House is celebrating Halloween in style. It started as an X-rated one-off and has become an annual event courtesy of adult entertainment mogul DJ Dick Hennessy. The theme for this year doesn’t disappoint: Dick Hefner’s Haunted Strip Club Mansion.

mti0odc2mdi4ota3nji5mtg3“The theme is that I’m Dick Hefner, and I suffer a heart attack and die unexpectedly during an intercourse session with a young lady,” says Hennessy. “So they decide to do a seance with a ouija board, inadvertently opening a portal to Hell, where demons and things from Hell overrun the mansion and take over.” The haunted house has a bar, a library, and yes, a grotto, all with different situations in each room of the “mansion.” What everyone wants on Halloween: sex and scares!

Looking for some good adult entertainment? We can scare the pants off you at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about Portland’s Haunted Strip Club: https://www.wweek.com/culture/2017/08/29/portlands-strip-club-haunted-house-will-return-for-the-third-year-in-a-row/

Porn Site Seriously Wants To Bring Back ‘Sense8’

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3611176281_b2810d22f4_zThe sex-positive, queer-centered Netflix show Sense8 is now officially kaput—unless xHamster gets its way. The sci-fi thriller could get a second life on one of the internet’s most popular porn sites. Recently, xHamster penned an open letter praising Sense8‘s “polyamorous perversity,” and offered to produce the show on its site.

“xHamster has a long history of fighting for the rights of sexual free speech and non-normative sexuality,” said the vice president. While the site currently produces The Sex Factor, a reality show in which people compete to be the next big porn star, xHamster doesn’t have experience producing non-pornographic, “traditional” entertainment. But who knows, maybe mainstream TV produced on a porn site could change the way we view television.

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Check out more about xHamster wanting to produce Sense8: https://io9.gizmodo.com/this-porn-website-seriously-wants-to-bring-back-sense8-1797965863

The Most Cringe-Worthy Sex Scenes In Movie History

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hanleiaMovies are like real life—especially when it comes to depicting awkward sex. Sometimes you fall off the bed, make weird noises, move in unexpected ways, so why not depict those cringe-worthy moments on screen? Here are the most squirm-inducing sex scenes, ever.

  1. The Rock
    “Nicolas Cage is supposed to be expressing pleasure, but really just looks like he’s studying a very interesting plaque at a museum?” says Refinery29. Maybe he should’ve tried method acting to get into the scene more?
  2. The Counselor
    Javier Bardem narrates the moment Cameron Diaz has sex…with his car. This is definitely one of the strangest sex scenes ever!
  3. Zach and Miri Make a Porno
    After Zach (Seth Rogan) and Miri (Elizabeth Banks) get the bright idea to make a porno, the awkward scene ensues: stilted foreplay and Zach’s awkward dance of surprise when Miri starts to unbuckle his pants.
  4. Gigli
    Gigli is considered one of the worst movies ever, and if the sex scene is any indication, we can see why. It features Jennifer Lopez using the phrase “turkey time” to refer to sex with Ben Affleck, but it doesn’t stop there: when Affleck’s character is confused, she clarifies by saying, “Gobble, gobble” suggestively.
  5. Avatar
    “With this symbolic union of tree and tentacle, James Cameron tries to invent a new version of intergalactic sex,” says Refinery29. Unfortunately, it’s ambitious, but definitely not sexy.
  6. The 40 Year Old Virgin
    This is one the most intentionally cringe-worthy scenes, ever! Poor inexperienced Andy with sex-crazed Elizabeth Banks.
  7. American Pie
    What do you get when a horny teenage boy decides to fuck a pie? Movie history.

Looking for a memorable experience yourself? NiteFlirt’s got warm apple pie beat!

Check out more of the most awkward sex scenes: https://www.refinery29.com/2017/05/152250/worst-movie-sex-scenes#slide-14

‘Sex Witch’ Casts Spells To Enhance Orgasms

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pumpkinA former stripper has traded in exotic dancing for erotic spell-casting. Shaney Marie now makes a living coaching people on pagan eroticism, which uses spells to boost orgasms. As a pagan priestess, she practices the art of erotic witchcraft, and teaches ‘magic sexuality’ all across the world.

“Sex witchery involves using ancient pagan ways of being to unlock greater pleasure pathways,” explains Shaney. Her clients are taught rituals like praying at love-altars, erotic dance workshops and using crystals and sex toys to heighten sexual climaxes. She also casts spells, known as sex magic, to help people reach new heights, spiritually and sexually.

Looking for some sex magic? We can help you reach new erotic heights right here on NiteFlirt!

Check out more about the sex witch: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4849744/Ex-stripper-professional-sex-witch-teaches-orgasm-spells.html