Massive Annual Swingers Festival Is ‘Bigger, Better And Bolder’

Swingers flocked to a sleepy British town for four days of debauchery at this year’s Swingathon. The kinky event attracted 1,000 kinksters for what event organizers promised to be a sex-stravaganza. “This year it’s bigger, better, and bolder. There will be fire breathers, pole dancers, acrobats, and much more,” they said, adding, “We are just a normal festival for people with alternative lifestyles.”

The naughty sex-tival also features “play tents,” pole dancing, hot tubs, foam parties, mobile dungeons, and butt-plug bingo. It is not the first time Swingathon has come to town, but this year organizers scheduled it on the same day as another—but separate—event aimed at people with fetishes called FetFest. The town of just 7,900 has complained to police in the past about “screaming and moaning” coming from the countryside site and keeping them up at night.

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