New Dating App Predicts Dick Size To Match Couples

A new app is matching couples based on one very important criterion: dick size. It can predict a man’s dick size by a quick pic of his hands. The app’s creator explains: “Hand proportions can tell what is in the pants and that when your body proportions are similar with your partner’s, there’s a higher probability that you will have a really good sex life. And as we know, sex is one of the bases for a long-lasting relationship.”

Simply by uploading a photo of a man’s hand, as well as your own, the website gives you not only the salacious details of what to expect between his legs but also a report on your overall chances of compatibility and sexual suggestions. The tool uses 21 formulas, including finger length, all based on the team’s research, along with an algorithm that takes the scan or scans and tells you everything you want to know—without even needing to peek in the pants. The site’s calculations predict which of the seven penis types—curved UP Banana/C-Shape, bender, cucumber, big shaft, big head, mushroom, or pencil—the person likely has, the odds of your physical sexual compatibility and even suggestions of sex positions.

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