New Love Island Villa Will Ensure Contestants Have Even More Sex

An interior decorator revealed the XXX tricks Love Island designers used to set the stage for contestants to have more sex in this year’s show. They revamped the entire villa, with fucking as the main goal. “It’s clear the interior designers at ITV know what it takes to create a space that evokes intimacy and passion between its hopeful contestants looking for connection,” the designer explains.

She says the bedroom’s bold, vibrant colors will “help maintain high energy levels within the villa, and the inviting and playful environment created by these elements is great for romance and intimacy.” She points out that its layout includes partitions and soft barriers which help to create “cosy corners that promote private moments.” She adds that the Hideaway’s furniture—which includes soft chairs and luxurious beds—is selected for both comfort and naughtiness: “The design creates an inviting atmosphere that makes it easy for romantic moments to unfold naturally.”

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