Apple’s Vision Pro Buyers Upset VR Porn Doesn’t Work

Apple has some very dissatisfied customers. The new Vision Pro has left many eager buyers upset after they discovered that the high-priced device will not play any VR porn. The Vision Pro prevents users from accessing the immersive explicit content—with one frustrated user dubbing it a “$3,500 chastity belt.”

An entire Reddit thread is dedicated to trying to skirt around the Vision Pro’s X-rated guardrails. The general consensus in the Reddit thread is that the Vision Pro will play “flat” videos from adult websites, but there’s no feature that plays pornographic footage as a 180-degree side-by-side video—a more immersive type of video that has different channels for the left and right eye. In the walk-up to Vision Pro’s release, popular subreddits touted posts from users excited to see how porn would be “revolutionized” by the goggles, with one suggesting that it would be a game-changer for long-distance couples—hope they kept their receipt.

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