Goop Valentine’s Day Gift Guide Includes $1,250 Gold Vibrator

Gwyneth Paltrow unveiled her X-rated Goop Valentine’s Day 2024 Gift Guide—complete with a $1,250 gold vibrator, $250 handcuffs, and $55 sex oil. The star’s lifestyle brand has promoted numerous adult products through the website over the years, so it’s no surprise Goop has hot ideas for the sexiest holiday. The gift guide includes five different vibrators, numerous sex toys, and various other items that can spice up your love life (like a chocolate aphrodisiac and an “orgasm balm” that is “designed to heighten sensation”).

Some of the risqué items on her list were the “his and hers” vibrator set by We-Vibe for $199 and a $219 device from the brand Womanizer that “uses air pressure to create a sucking sensation that feels like oral sex.” Also on her guide was the $89 Romantic Vibrator made by Smile Makers, which is “designed to complement internal pressure points, and has a powerful motor at its head with four speeds and three vibration patterns.” Most expensive of the sex toys was the Kiki de Montparnasse Gold Wand, which is priced at a whopping $1,249 and is described as a “dildo wrapped in 24-karat gold.”

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