It turns out there’s a reason for the X in Xmas. In this season of loving and giving, doctors have warned against getting into the spirit too enthusiastically—in the bedroom, that is. They have discovered that the Christmas period is associated with a significantly increased risk of sexual injuries, usually the result of over-enthusiastic fucking.
“This injury tends to occur during wild sex—particularly in positions where you’re not in direct eye contact [with your partner], such as the reverse cowgirl,” said a urologist and lead researcher. The study found that sex injuries were indeed more common over Christmas: “if every day was like Christmas, 43% more penile fractures would have occurred in Germany from 2005 on.” The research, which was published in the British Journal of Urology International, also found the risk increased at weekends and over the summer holidays.
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